• Making Amends with Valentine’s Day

    I hid behind instruments, computers, Whitney’s voice, Prince’s guitar. I sat in front of my computer surrounded by cassettes, illegally downloading songs, awkwardly whispering “I love you more than I know how to explain and I’m scared so here’s a mixtape I made you.”

  • How to Quit Smoking

    Tell yourself that you’re not like one of those chain smokers, that you can stop whenever you want. Start smoking American Spirits, so it’s like, not even that bad for you because it’s natural, or organic, or something. You forget.

  • Mama Outsider: No Place Like Home

    “Every day since my father died has been at least a little fucked up. There is no such thing as a non-fucked up day when you are a Daddy’s girl without a father.”

  • I Hate Black Friday: This Queer Is Staying Home

    The exploitation of love, anxiety and poverty are the driving force behind another made up moneymaking holiday. ‘Merica!

  • Eight Honest Things About New York City

    The taco truck isn’t f*cking around. What do you want? A taco? The people working in the taco truck want you to have that taco. (Eight Honest Things About New York City according to someone who was there for like, three weeks.)