The Comment Awards Are Weak in the Knees


Hi loves! Have I told you lately that you’re powerful and perfect? Don’t forget to hydrate.

This week, Kayla went to see Proud Mary. 

Alaina’s brand – and playlist – are EVERYTHING.

Carolyn’s got advice on how to go on a first date that doesn’t suck!

Demi Lovato played a bi game of Would You Rather with Ellen, and it was adorable.

Wish Wildfang carried suits in your size? Check out these gorgeous things!

Look, I am very upset about all of this, but this all-caps stream-of-consciousness article from Riese about the cancellation of One Mississippi and I Love Dick is a cathartic delight.

In a Movie Full of Tops, Who has the Most Top Energy in the “Ocean’s 8” Trailer? ERIN.

And then there were your comments!

On Demi Lovato Playing “Who’d You Rather” on “Ellen” Is F*cking Delightful:

The Totinos Award to Lauren:

When Demi says “Kristen Stewart” the first time, and even her voice gets weak in the knees…

And the Roshambo Award to: Nadia, Chandra, nosidam, and Moogsley. Whew!

On No Filter: Heather Matarazzo Got Engaged To Another Heather:

The 2 Fast 2 Heathers Award to Kristana:

See, that’s the new “Heathers” that I want.

And the Pilot Season Award to Jeanna:

Can we start a petition for a Cameron Esposito & Rhea Butcher sci-fi time travel show to Medieval Times where they’re roving knights/bards for hire great glad we had this talk

On “One Mississippi” Got Cancelled and I’m Going to Set My Television on Fire:

The Cadre of Butches Award to Doc:

I’m so disappointed. My answer for “there’s a lesbian in this show!” has been for a while, “butch lesbian or get the fuck out” because I’m tired of lesbians always being femmed up so they aren’t ‘scary’ (I know many of y’all love supergirl but I will literally never forgive them for not making Maggie Sawyer the shining pinnacle of butch glory she was in the comics) Butch women NEVER get to see themselves, ANYWHERE, and as someone married to a butch women it makes me angry and sad. / Next comment: I can’t seem to edit but please rest assured I am married to one butch woman, not an entire cadre of butch women, whatever my active fantasy wife.

On Also.Also.Also: Lesbian Youtube Star Chrissy Chambers Wins Revenge Porn Case, Gets Engaged:

The Greatest Hits Award to snowvsasphalt:

Really happy that Dolly Parton is listed under Doll Parts.

On In a Movie Full of Tops, Who has the Most Top Energy in the “Ocean’s 8” Trailer?

The Other Princess Diaries Award to Beth M:

Oh, so you need the diamonds off of Anne Hathaway’s neck? Seems to me the only option is to seduce her. All of you. Please.

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  1. My first ever Comment Award! Wow, I feel so honored, you guys. Congratulations to my fellow nominees and all of your hilarious comments, which never fail to entertain me each week. I’m definitely adding “Recipient of the Kristen Stewart Totinos Award” to my member bio now (and exponentially upping its gay cred)!

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