Hi loves! Have I told you lately that you’re powerful and perfect? Don’t forget to hydrate.
This week, Kayla went to see Proud Mary.
Alaina’s brand – and playlist – are EVERYTHING.
Carolyn’s got advice on how to go on a first date that doesn’t suck!
Demi Lovato played a bi game of Would You Rather with Ellen, and it was adorable.
Wish Wildfang carried suits in your size? Check out these gorgeous things!
Look, I am very upset about all of this, but this all-caps stream-of-consciousness article from Riese about the cancellation of One Mississippi and I Love Dick is a cathartic delight.
In a Movie Full of Tops, Who has the Most Top Energy in the “Ocean’s 8” Trailer? ERIN.
And then there were your comments!
On Demi Lovato Playing “Who’d You Rather” on “Ellen” Is F*cking Delightful:
The Totinos Award to Lauren:
And the Roshambo Award to: Nadia, Chandra, nosidam, and Moogsley. Whew!
On No Filter: Heather Matarazzo Got Engaged To Another Heather:
The 2 Fast 2 Heathers Award to Kristana:
And the Pilot Season Award to Jeanna:
On “One Mississippi” Got Cancelled and I’m Going to Set My Television on Fire:
The Cadre of Butches Award to Doc:
On Also.Also.Also: Lesbian Youtube Star Chrissy Chambers Wins Revenge Porn Case, Gets Engaged:
The Greatest Hits Award to snowvsasphalt:
On In a Movie Full of Tops, Who has the Most Top Energy in the “Ocean’s 8” Trailer?
The Other Princess Diaries Award to Beth M:
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Oh Damn, Doc, way to speak to my actual heart
MARRY ALL THE BUTCH WOMEN
If you insist…
*joins the queue*
That’s what this year’s gunna be for.
Thank you queergirl for curating so phenomenally!
So glad I didn’t miss out on active fantasy wife and bisexual rock paper scissors.
I’m glad I didn’t miss out on the Dolly Parton comment. I will be giggling about that for the rest of the day
So glad there was an Award to Doc. Well deserved
gee whiz, you guys!
The Demi/Kristen/Niall thread is phenomenal!!! I bet these observations will spark new queer theoretical movements.
„Rock, Paper, Scissors?“ is going to be the new „Top or Bottom?“
Now I‘m imaging a gaggle of Lesbians playing rock, paper, scissors at three am in a Lesbian club, with Halsey playing in the background and everyone is giggling drunkenly.
Maybe “Rock, Paper, Scissors, Cats, Kristen Stewart” can be the lesbian version of “Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock”
I hardly ever include nearly an entire long thread but it was too important.
nosidam’s comment below that thread about a gay eye exam was also a personal favourite but I forgot to nominate it
Honestly, Beth‘s plot twist is the only thing that makes sense.
COOL COMMENTS EVERYONE
And thank you for the title shout-out too, Queer Girl!! ❤️❤️
My first ever Comment Award! Wow, I feel so honored, you guys. Congratulations to my fellow nominees and all of your hilarious comments, which never fail to entertain me each week. I’m definitely adding “Recipient of the Kristen Stewart Totinos Award” to my member bio now (and exponentially upping its gay cred)!
This is totally going on my LinkedIn.