‘Twas the last episode of Real World, and all across town. All the housemates were fighting… Or f*cking around.
These are the questions you had for Ari Feature Film Fitz.
These are the questions you had for Ari Totally Not High Fitz this week.
Don’t worry, Tom. It’s a lesbian thing.
These are the questions you had for Ari Cold Pizza Fitz this week.
Let’s see what questions you had for Ari Sniffles Fitz this week.
“Episode 7 might just kill us all.”
While everyone else was feeling emotions Ari and Ashley were just hangin’ out doin’ them. Lesbians have this break-up thing down to a science, after all.
“Tom and I in Amsterdam, cuz yeah… that’d be dangerous and hilarous. Or Jamie and I in Seoul, Korean food #FTW. Lastly Jenny and I in Brazil, for the beautiful women.”
This week on The Real World: Ex-Plosion, Ari made you all fall deeply, deeply in love with her.
“Seriously, why the fuck is Ashley on this show?”
“As per Jenny’s confession about not having had sex in a bear suit, where do you stand on having sex in animal-themed onesies?”
Tweet questions to Ari using #AutoAri while you watch TRW each week and she’ll answer them for you right here on Autostraddle! (You may even be lucky enough to win some AS swag!)
“I represented my community and I think there are a lot of other people in the house that kind of did them and we just did us and I think that’s what makes the show a really good, almost – if I can say this – positive Real World. I think it’s awesome because we’re us and we lived and we cried and we fucked.”
If you can’t go on a date without checking your phone four times for Facebook and Twitter updates, you may want to try cold turkey for a bit.
11. Don’t get confused, though: Unless you are actually poor, you are not actually poor.
Studies show reality tv makes girls more competitive and appearance-focused and I just read a book about reality TV so I have a lot of things to share with you.
In this new reality-TV-saturated world of ours, has the genre’s pioneer swapped stories about sexuality for stories about sex? “The Real World Washington DC” attempts to knock some sense into these drunk crazy sex-hungry animals by giving them Human Rights Campaign jobs, religion, patriotically inspired decor and you know, um, a hot tub and two bisexuals.
The Real World DC premieres tonight and Emily, a super-cute 21-year-old bisexual, confesses that she’s “not sure the positives will outweigh the negatives.” Also, Ep 202 of Anyone But Me, Lohan’s 6126 line, Rosie & Kelli both have new ladyfriends now, Goldfrapp=gay, Brittany Murphy updates, a call for bi writers, and more Top 20/30/100 lists!