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Queer Horoscopes for January 2021: How Will Your Sign Move Through Crisis and Remap Your World?

2020 is dead! Congratulations on outliving it! 2021 is asking us to take our broken hearts and remap our world.

By Corina Dross| January 1, 2021 | 4 Comments
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Queer Horoscopes for December 2020: Finding the Heat & Joy of Sagittarius Season in a Cold Moment

As we close out 2020, let’s remember that the revolution is just beginning. There is no “return to normal” but there can be a better future.

By Corina Dross| December 1, 2020 | 3 Comments
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Queer Horoscopes for October 2020: What Was Planted in March That You’re Sowing Now?

Six months into the global pandemic, Libra energy is here to help us find balance in an unbalanced world.

By Corina Dross| October 1, 2020 | 6 Comments
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Queer Horoscopes for September 2020: Virgo Season Brings a Controlled Burn in the Face of Burnout

As Mars turns retrograde, we’re learning how to tend the fires so we don’t burn out.

By Corina Dross| September 1, 2020 | 2 Comments
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Queer Horoscopes for August 2020: What Does it Take to Choose Kindness Over Niceness?

Leo season is all about love, but keeping your heart open is hard work.

By Corina Dross| August 1, 2020 | 4 Comments
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Queer Horoscopes for July 2020: What Work Stands Before You to Learn to Love Subversively?

With another eclipse and Saturn moving back into Capricorn, we’ve got some work to do this month.

By Corina Dross| July 1, 2020 | 3 Comments
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Queer Horoscopes for June 2020: How Can You Answer to Both Grief and Joy?

June brings us restlessness, urgency, and no easy answers. Let the eclipses break you open so you can be more whole.

By Corina Dross| June 10, 2020 | 4 Comments
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Queer Horoscopes for May 2020: Venus Is Here to Teach Us About Love and Time Travel

As we feel stuck in the eternal now, Venus retrograde means it’s time to time travel.

By Corina Dross| May 1, 2020 | 5 Comments
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Queer Horoscopes for April 2020: What Are Your Keys to Control, Connection, and Staying Centered?

The astrology of this month is about deepening into the places where we need to heal. Losing control, we find our connections. Here are some tools for working with fear.

By Corina Dross| April 1, 2020 | 4 Comments
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Queer Horoscopes for March 2020: Pisces Season Takes Us Into the Dreamworld

This Pisces season brings sweetness and stability, with a twist at the end as Saturn moves into Aquarius and reminds us of the struggle.

By Corina Dross| March 1, 2020 | 5 Comments
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Queer Horoscopes for February 2020: Find What’s Real and Start Anew

In a year full of pressure, February brings some cosmic sweetness that can help heal or hearts—or encourage escapism.

By Corina Dross| February 1, 2020 | 6 Comments
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Queer Horoscopes for January 2020: In Which We Get Down to Brass Tacks

New year, new decade, and the most dramatic astrology of our lives. Buckle up and get ready to get real.

By Corina Dross| January 1, 2020 | 5 Comments
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Queer Horoscopes for December 2019: Choose What Matters and Commit to Doing Better

Get ready for the Capricorn season to end all Capricorn seasons. Are you ready to work?

By Corina Dross| December 1, 2019 | 3 Comments
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Queer Horoscopes for November 2019: Scorpio Season Asks Whether You’re Ready to Get What You Want

Scorpio season is asking us to go deep and get real. It’s time to ask the hard questions, take the big risks, and remember to take breaks and stay hydrated.

By Corina Dross| November 1, 2019 | 5 Comments
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Queer Horoscopes for October 2019: What Scares You Teaches You What’s Safe

It’s Libra season, but wanting love and harmony doesn’t mean we know how to get it. This is a powerful time to face our shadows side.

By Corina Dross| October 1, 2019 | 10 Comments
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Queer Horoscopes for September 2019: Learning (and Unlearning) How We Love Each Other

With a mess of planets in Virgo, are you ready to get to work?

By Corina Dross| September 1, 2019 | 11 Comments
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Queer Horoscopes for August 2019: Leo Season Brings Flowers, Honey, Glitter, Leather

Leo season is arriving in full lushness. It’s time to come out again.

By Corina Dross| August 1, 2019 | 3 Comments
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Queer Horoscopes for July 2019: How Your Sign’s Navigating Security and Vulnerability Through July’s Eclipses

The best way to resolve relationship anxiety isn’t what you think this month, as the eclipses show us what’s been hidden.

By Corina Dross| July 1, 2019 | 3 Comments
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Queer Horoscopes for June 2019: Opening Up to Surprises in Love

Each of us has a story we believe about love—Gemini season asks us to question our expectations and stay open to the strange and wonderful.

By Corina Dross| June 1, 2019 | 3 Comments
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Queer Horoscopes for May 2019: Claiming Joy and Power in Your Body

Taurus season is in full bloom — whatever your relationship is to embodiment and pleasure, expect it to change this month.

By Corina Dross| May 1, 2019 | 5 Comments
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Queer Horoscopes for April 2019: Get Ready to Receive Deep Gay Magic

As Jupiter moves retrograde, get ready for some deep, gay magic coming at you from the cosmos this month.

By Corina Dross| April 2, 2019 | 2 Comments
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