Queer Horoscopes for April 2019: Get Ready to Receive Deep Gay Magic
As Jupiter moves retrograde, get ready for some deep, gay magic coming at you from the cosmos this month.
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Queer Horoscopes for March 2019: Considering Wild New Possibilities
This month Uranus, patron planet of queers and revolutionaries, moves into the sign of the lesbian Earth goddess. How will our relationship to security and sensuality need to transform?
Queer Horoscopes for February 2019: Time to Get Romantic with Yourself
February can really hurt. It’s a time when we all need a little extra love. Luckily for all of us lucky queers, we’ve got each other.
Queer Horoscopes for January 2019: Being Each Other’s Calm Through the Chaos
In the new year, let’s say goodbye to relationship drama and welcome stronger ties.
December 2018 Queer Horoscopes: Time to Hold All This and Still Face the Future
As this epic year winds to a close, take some time this month to have all the feelings — and prepare for a dreamier, queerer future.
November 2018 Queer Horoscopes: Keep Paying Attention, Start Dreaming Big
As Jupiter moves into Sagittarius, it’s time to start dreaming big. Release your fears and get ready to grow.
October 2018 Queer Horoscopes: It’s Time to Reconsider Your Needs in Love
As Venus is the planet of relationships, what’s getting exposed this month is what we need to reexamine, reconfigure, and reestablish in our relationships.
September 2018 Queer Horoscopes: You Already Know How to Clean Up Your Retrograde Messes
Make peace with uncertainty in all your relationships, and trust that Virgo season will help you achieve some needed clarity.
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for August 2018
Ah, August. Who’s ready for more growth experiences? Another eclipse, Mars still retrograde, and the plot thickens…
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for July 2018
What do you do when you can’t get what you want? If you’re feeling frustrated right now, you’re not alone. How do you keep your heart open?
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for June 2018
June is a time to let some joy and lightness shine into The Struggle That Is Love. Just remember to slow your roll when Mars goes retrograde.
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for May 2018
Uranus moves into Taurus this month—Uranus likes to stir things up and Taurus hates change. What will this mean for our sweet, queer love lives?
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for April 2018
April can feel lusciously ripe, but remember to take your time. Be like honey dripping out of a jar. Go so slowly, it’s tormenting.
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for March 2018
This month brings Venus — planet of “hmm, maybe it would be nice to touch another human…” — into Aries, sign of “I’m going to explode if we don’t do this right now!”
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for February 2018
If you’re caught in a bad pattern, or can’t shake heartbreak or anxiety, ask yourself: what else might be true right now that I can’t see?
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for January 2018
Saturn in Capricorn asks us to dig into reality and actually do the work. What will help us create a sustainable future for ourselves and the ones we love? How can we show up and dedicate ourselves to this process?
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for December 2017
“This has been a year of intense pressure on all our intimacies — even the strongest relationships are undergoing deep transformations.”
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for November 2017
Enjoy the powerfully transformative energy of this month. Work your strongest spells for healing, for an end to suffering, for ending all the structures and oppressions that currently feel immortal.
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for October 2017
This is how Jupiter feels in our charts: this massive planet is our cosmic gay cheerleader. It the part of our psyche that lets us exceed our current capacity, and has faith that we can.
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for September 2017
“Eclipse season officially ends this month, as the Full Moon in Pisces on the 6th closes out this lunar cycle. Everyone breathe a deep sigh of relief… and take a moment to check out where you’ve landed.”
Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for August 2017
“This month, we get to say no and yes. No to toxic relationship patterns and deeply internalized self-hatred. Yes to sweetness, hotness, surprise, reciprocity, and insight.”