Lifetime’s “You” Knows Ezra Fitz and Dan Humphrey Are the Fucking Worst
Also there’s a tiny bit of Shay Mitchell being an amazing bitchy/obsessive lesbian socialite.
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BREAKING: Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne “Make Out” At A Knicks Game
Last night, the world ceased turning and clocks stopped ticking as two very attractive and famous ladies including Michelle Rodriguez got drunk and cuddly at a Knicks-Pistons game.
2009 Autostraddle Televisionary Awards: Lesbians’ Choice
Carlytron compiles an EPIC 2009 television wrap-up wherein she gives absurd awards to your favorite shows and characters.
The Week Clowns, Mouth-Tears, Dinosaurs and Shy Ronnie Made Hilarious TV History
Our beloved shows march off into the lonely winter months with jokes! Recaps of Gossip Girl, Modern Family, 30 Rock, the Office, Ugly Betty, FlashForward, Parks and Recreation, and Saturday Night Live.
The Week of the Gossip Girl Threesome, Lady Gaga & Hot Criminal Minds
Our resident Televisionary is out of town, but we still have tons of opinions on the past week of TV! I mean, Gossip Girl had a threesome AND Lady Gaga, we can’t just put that on hold.
The Week TV Got Out of Control: Aliens, Lesbians, Suicides, Housewives, Oh My!
We are clearly in November sweeps, because TV is just OOC right now. Get the skinny on Gossip Girl, How I Met Your Mother, Heroes, V, Grey’s Anatomy, Tabatha’s Salon Takeover, all of the Real Housewives, Parks and Recreation, SNL and more!
The Week Lesbian Pre-Sweeps Action Surprised Me … In a Good Way
This week everyone on tv was kissing someone of the same sex. That’s so… gay! It’s Televisionary time, featuring 30 Rock, The Office, How I Met Your Mother, Gossip Girl, Grey’s Anatomy, Eastwick, Flash Forward, and more!
The Week Even Vodka Couldn’t Numb My Feelings About Grey’s Anatomy
On this week’s Televisionary: Carlytron gives up on Heroes, questions Dollhouse & How I Met Your Mother, loves Gossip Girl, continues to go off on Grey’s Anatomy, and more! You know, the usual.
The Week Dollhouse Returned & All the Wrong People Had Sex on Television
Carlytron yells at Grey’s Anatomy (again), wonders why she still watches Heroes, wonders why YOU aren’t watching Dollhouse, and gives you her Tron’s eye view on Gossip Girl, How I Met Your Mother, Saturday Night Live, and more.
The Week Television Made My Eyes Water A Lot & Accidentally Appeared Homosexual
Last week everyone went crazy on television. Crazier still? This week, a coming out scene made me cry. And Ashley Merriman made Laneia sweat.
Tuesday Televisionary: Our Number One Feeling is GLEE!
“This should be obvious, but GLEE IS THE BEST THING EVER. Srsly, you guys. It’s soooooo good. The only crappy thing is that we have to wait until the fall to see more episodes!”
Tuesday Televisionary: Finales and Flashbacks and Fiascos — Oh My!
This week, Carlytron covers a bunch of season finales, including the best rundown ever of how Grey’s Anatomy has gone “L-Word level crazy,” and geeks out over the premiere of Real Housewives: New Jersey.
Tuesday Televisionary: Lesbians Get Trendy, SNL Finds the Funny & Alpha creates his Omega
Grey’s Anatomy’s EPIC 100th episode featured a wedding (shockingly NOT Mer/Der, but Iz/Al!), the most tragic college graduation of all time, and LOTS OF LESBIAN SCENES. Thank you, Grey’s writers, for finally indulging us a tad bit. You played hard to get for a long time but here we are.
Tuesday Televisionary: Serena is Awesome & Arizona is Forever
“Anyone with eyes and a brain (or not) knows that Blake Lively is hot, but Serena as a character is always awesome. Whether she’s (somehow) putting up with stupid Dan, or dealing with Blair’s insanity, or on her own crazy downward spiral, she’s always awesome. “
Thursday Televisionary: She’s GAY NOW. GAAAAY!
“Back in high school when I was figuring everything out, I was hyper-aware of every lesbo storyline on TV and would record them all on one VHS tape and then I took it to college with me and now I’m a giant lesbian.”
Carlytron is Your Tuesday Televisionary, Also Can Wear a Pencil Skirt & Dodge Bullets
A bunch of my regular shows weren’t on this week — which was actually a good thing, ’cause the drama ensuing from the LiLo/Sam Ronson breakup is more than adequately taking up the time I would normally spend watching Gossip Girl. But there’s always plenty of exciting avenues to travel down/talk about before May sweeps heats up.
Weekly TV Time with Carlytron: All Kinds of Twisty Surprises
Wanda Sykes has a show you guys! Also crazy stuff happens on Gossip Girl and Heroes, and per ushe, we love Portia.
Weekly TV Time with Carlytron: Echoes, Heroes and Bluck!
In which Carly loves Dollhouse, falls asleep during Grey’s, and should probably start watching Skins.
Weekly TV Time with Carlytron: Goodbye Battlestar & Betty, Helloooo Dollhouse & Dorota
BETTER! OFF! TED! Oh man, this show totally impressed me. Smart writing, hilarious premise, and Portia was amazing. Her character on this show is kind of a combination of her two prior regular television roles (Nell on Ally McBeal and Lindsay Bluth on Arrested Development). I highly recommend this show, I can’t wait to see more.