@martiemulletActive 9 years, 5 months ago
Broken hearted again… done with that selfish little girl and moving on to better times ahead!
I’m pretty awesome. Possibly the awesomest person you’ll ever meet. I’m weird and awkward and have become pretty okay with that. I loathe Justin Bieber but have a strange attraction to ladies who resemble him. Otherwise, I’m obsessed with the 90s. I’m a crazy cat lady but keep myself limited to owning only two. I work in a shop doing custom embroidery, tshirts, signs, and whatnot. I was a waitress for 5 years, I am also a former stripper and courthouse employee. I like doing fun stuff, like hiking, shopping, going to movies, watching movies at home, wasting hours on the internet, being crafty, and drinking beer outside my apartment watching the cars drive by and having strange conversations with good people (or good conversation with strange people. I’m not too picky).
|Check All That Apply||
Lesbian, "Label-Free", Other
Queer Friends in my Area, Queer Friends on the Internet, Queer Friends to Make Out With, A Girlfriend
Single, Damaged, Rebounding
|Are You Out To Your....||
Member(s) of Immediate Family, Close Friends, All Friends, School/Work
What I Like
Everything by Hunter S. Thompson. The DSM-IV-TR. (Kidding!)
|Favorite Queer Books||
“Wasted” by Marya Hornbacher. “Middlesex” by Jeffrey Eugenides. “The IHOP Papers” by Ali Liebegott. Everything by Augusten Burroughs.
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. The Big Lebowski. Wristcutters: A Love Story. But I’m A Cheerleader. Natural Born Killers. The Lion King.
Bi The Way. Supersize Me. The Corporation.
|Favorite TV Shows||
Grey’s Anatomy. Project Runway. Trailer Park Boys. Law & Order SVU. UK Skins. House.
Barefoot Truth is my favorite band. Other than my unavoidable obsession with 90s music, I like nearly everything.
A turkey Reuben with sauerkraut and Russian dressing on rye.
|Favorite Thing to Autostraddle||
“There [s]he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” -HST (I have the last sentence as a tattoo)
“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”- Dr. Suess
|Favorite Thing on Autostraddle.com||
The randomness. I never know what I’m going to find, and I like that. It’s relevant to my interests.
Hunter S. Thompson, Augusten Burroughs, Marya Hornbacher, Ali Liebegott, Jeffrey Eugenides, Francesca Lia Block, Mary Gaitskill