Kelly

The Basics

Name

Kelly

Location

Orange County

About Me

About Me

I’m the kind of person who has just enough of an OCD that I set all the radio presets in my car in ascending order by megahertz and eat my M&Ms according to color, but I couldn’t keep my room clean for more than two days at a time even if my very life depended upon it.
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Grammar is my first love, matched only by my deep and abiding affection for puns. I like to steal good ones and make them my own. If I hear a good pun, I take it literally.
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I believe ‘dude’ is a gender non-specific pronoun, and nothin’ or nobody can convince me otherwise.
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If you ask me I will gladly kill an entire afternoon explaining to you the proper way to select, cut, light, and smoke a cigar, as well as what type of scotch you ought to pair it with. I will be smoking a cigar and sipping scotch the whole time.

Check All That Apply

Queer, Genderqueer

Relationship Status

Single