I’m a vegetarian ultra-babe from Kansas, with feminist roots and a strong love of cows, dogs, pigs, cats, and other animals. Except for wasps. Fuck wasps. When I’m enslaved into the adult world of taxes and responsibility, I’d like to spend my Halloweens dressed as a Teletubbie and enjoy the weight of a Yoda backpack on my shoulders, like a queer woman I greatly admire. My favorite pastimes are apologizing, endearing those around me with my uncertain charms, and banging my girlfriend until she can only utter monosyllables.
–My girlfriend wrote this for me. She’s silly.
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In a Relationship, Open Relationship
What I Like
Cat’s Cradle, Foxfire: Confessions of a Girl Gang, Side By Side, Stone Butch Blues, Slaughterhouse-Five…
|Favorite Queer Books||
Side By Side, Stone Butch Blues, The Beebo Brinker Chronicles, Ash, Huntress, Good Moon Rising…
But I’m a Cheerleader, Whip It, Bridesmaids, Better Than Chocolate, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter, Toy Story, All Over Me, Waxwork, Wristcutters: A Love Story.
|Favorite TV Shows||
Adventure Time, Xena: Warrior Princess, The Maria Bamford Show, Chopped, Orange is the New Black, The L Word, Lost Girl.
Of Montreal, Jens Lekman, The Shins, Le Tigre, The Clash, Belle and Sebastian, NOFX, Girls, Nouvelle Vague, The Boy Bathing.
Basically salad on bread with ranch.
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