Still stumbling through the world of lesbianism, and coming out… kind of. Autostraddle is helping.

My name is Ellen and I’ve been told I’m funny occasionally. I am definitely not Ellen DeGeneres, although she stole all my talk show ideas (dancing with a roomful of cheering ladies and being awkward with celebrites? THAT’S TOTALLY MY THING). Lets see.. I have an Oscar fish named Kanye who I’m fighting with at the moment (we don’t agree on the “I shouldn’t feed you your whole body weight in shrimp” thing, but we’re working through it). I play way too many video games instead of doing uni work, and secretly.. sometimes… when I’m absolutely sure no one is in the house… I listen to One Direction. I can’t believe I actually just typed that, but hey, it’s out there now.