Are you dancing in your Levis drunk under a streetlight? Passing by her house on your skateboard? Avoiding Cornelia Street? Is the blood rushing into your cheeks so scarlet it…
As a wise person has probably said, “all muppets are a little bit gay.” So it’s pretty important that we figure out once and for all which muppet you are!
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