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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: Mary and Joanna are Double Miss August

Oh you thought only one person at a time could be a Calendar Girl? Think again — Joanna is an Olympic paleo CrossFit nerd and Mary will help you move and train your dolphin.

By Robin| August 6, 2012 | 37 Comments
Society + Culture

Don’t Worry, Gay Ladies, BeautifulPeople Has Your Back

Fighting for your right to marry, your right to have kids and your right to hide behind a computer screen and rate someone a 1/5.

By Kristen| August 1, 2012 | 14 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: Brittany is Miss July

Brittany is a caring nurse on her way to the top and a gymnast with a penchant for handstands. You’d better be able to throw a football!

By Robin| July 4, 2012 | 30 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: Mollie is Miss June

Mollie is a voice for Marriage Equality, she’s starting a nonprofit to promote positive visibility of the LGBT community and she has an interesting tattoo. Oh, yeah, and she’s pretty smokin’ too.

By Robin| June 1, 2012 | 37 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: Jade is Miss May

Jade likes Just Dance, reading and eating tacos! Also, she’s blazing hot. Happy May!

By Robin| May 1, 2012 | 34 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: Morgan is Miss April

Gilligan’s Island would have been a lot more interesting with Miss April as Ginger.

By Robin| April 2, 2012 | 60 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: Ness is Miss March

Miss March will talk with you about gender, serenade you at karaoke, and introduce you to her talented turtle! All while not wearing a top.

By Robin| March 1, 2012 | 78 Comments
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Autostraddle 2013 Calendar Girls: Stephanie is Miss February

Meet Miss February! Stephanie has feelings about sweets, softball and ATM fees. You’ll get along swimmingly.

By Robin| February 2, 2012 | 29 Comments
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5 Good Reasons to Watch ‘Lost Girl’ Tonight

Season One of the supernatural crime drama Lost Girl premieres in the USA tonight. Are you gonna watch?

By Crystal| January 16, 2012 | 35 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: Morgan is Miss January

The revelation of the 2013 Autostraddle Calendar Girls begins with Morgan!

By Robin| January 4, 2012 | 42 Comments
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New My Drunk Kitchen Ep: Hannah Hart’s Gingerbread Shanty Edition

My Drunk Kitchen’s Hannah Hart is full of the holiday spirit(s)!

By taylor| December 23, 2011 | 10 Comments
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Lesbosexy Art Attacks NSFW Sunday

This is an art attack. This is an art attack. This is NSFW Sunday Lesbosexy Art Attack!

By Carolyn Yates| November 6, 2011 | 25 Comments
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Hot Authors Have a Way With Words, Are Also Really Hot

There’s a really amazing picture of Michelle Tea inside this post.

By Rachel| September 20, 2011 | 31 Comments
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Hope Solo on Dancing with the Stars and Nearly Naked in a Fountain

Brittani’s Team Pick: Hope Solo doin’ thangs. Including, but not limited to, getting naked and dancing. Not at the same time from what I can tell but we can pray.

By Brittani| August 31, 2011 | 32 Comments
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My Drunk Kitchen’s Hannah Hart: The Autostraddle Interview

“My favorite color is plaid.” Autostraddle cozies up with rising YouTube star and homo-next-door heartthrob Hannah Hart.

By taylor| August 29, 2011 | 73 Comments
Arts + Pop Culture

100 Ridiculously Hot Lesbian & Bisexual Women

So many drop-dead-gorgeous queer models, actresses, musicians, etc to look at! If you don’t know, now you know, you femme-lovin’ lesbo.

By the team| June 4, 2011 | 169 Comments
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2011 Autostraddle Hot 100 of Real Live Lesbians: Preview

A sneak-peek at the 2011 Autostraddle Hot 100, featuring real queer girls submitted by their friends, lovers and secret admirers.

By Riese| May 9, 2011 | 73 Comments
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Know Any Hot Girls? Good News, It’s Hot 100 Season!

Hey know any cute lesbos around here? We need about 100.

By the team| May 2, 2011 | 61 Comments
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10 Genderf*cking Suicide Girls for NSFW Sexy Sunday

We pick ten of our favorite Suicide Girls and figure at least a couple of ’em might be queer. Also; porn is good for you, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, lesbian sex FAQ, lipstick blow jobs, erotica hits tumblr & sexy “office girls.”

By Riese| January 24, 2010 | 35 Comments
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NSFW Sunday Presents 2009 in Lesbian Sexy Moments

A look back at some of 2009’s sexiest lesbian moments and best stories (remember Barbie sex positions?) & a look ahead at calendars for next year. Lots of photos, lots of videos, your nonstop girl-on-girl pleasure center starts now!

By Riese| December 27, 2009 | 17 Comments
Arts + Pop Culture

Hot Lady Friday with Jessica Clark, Jane Lynch, Gaga, Rihanna, Meredith Baxter & Lilo Obvs

GLEE will never put Sue Sylvester in a corner, Lady Gaga poses for MAC and is MTV’s Star of the Year, Rihanna’s new music video will make you hard, BBC knows how to fake it til you see it, spoilers for next season of GLEE, men wanna see Avatar but women don’t, really today is just a mixed bag of delight!

By Riese| December 18, 2009 | 27 Comments
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