DeAnne Smith and the Sweet, Sweet Sleep
“Waking up at noon is just one of the many perks of being self-employed, working mostly at night, and not having too much pesky ambition.”
DeAnne Smith
Introducing Camp Autostraddle May 2013: Registration Is Way Open
Registration is open for A-Camp May 2013! Sign up now to spend four days on a mountain with a bunch of weirdos, it’s gonna be crazy fun.
It’s Canada Day! Here’s 24 Kickass LBTQ Canadians
Let’s celebrate Canada Day with all the other Canadians!
DeAnne Smith and That Pesky Time Thing
Whether it’s self-imposed deadlines, dinner dates or my menstrual cycle, you can count on me to be at least five minutes to weeks late.
DeAnne Smith and The Hook Up
“She was probably going to kick me out. No, she was probably going to call the police. I was going to jail. I was definitely going to jail.”
DeAnne Smith and The Feelings
BUT I’M A COMEDIAN! THIS FEELS WEIRD! WHY IS IT RAINING FROM MY FACE? I DON’T LIKE WEATHER COMING OUT MY EYES.
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Beantown, Deanne Smith wants to show you her Ha-Ha!
DeAnne Smith and The Dating Game
“Why are my arms so skinny? People can be friendly. Fuck, she’s so cute. Am I getting enough iron?”
DeAnne Smith and the Truth About the Beach
“Should I apologize for introducing you to sexy lesbian Lincoln? I don’t want to. I’m not sorry.”
DeAnne Smith and That Airy Fairy Stuff
“Psychic Sarah asked me to meditate with her. I did.”
Crystal’s Team Pick: DeAnne Smith’s Australian Tour
So close you could probably touch her.
DeAnne Smith and the Unfashionable Utopia of Yore
“But you loved it, because it was the one material that could be a shirt, sheets, pajamas or a hand-sewn menstrual pad.”
DeAnne Smith Waxes On
“Also, you’re welcome. Because let’s be honest, that was a drunken and flexible decade.”
DeAnne Smith and the Seasonal Affective Disorder Quiz
b.) Did I already miss The View?
DeAnne Smith and the New Zodiac F.A.Q.
“Let’s use a metaphor. Let’s say Lindsay Lohan is the moon, and Samantha Ronson is Earth.”
DeAnne Smith and the Backscatter Booty Shake
“Much like a tender baby lamb…”
DeAnne Smith and the Lesbian Invasion
“It’s weird being, like, the fourth lesbian couple to walk into a restaurant.”
DeAnne Smith’s Open Letter to 2011
“I was drawn to her like a vocally homophobic right winger is drawn to a secret gay sex life, which is to say completely and unfailingly.”
Laneia’s Team Pick: DeAnne Smith in Melbourne
As if Australia could be more awesome.
DeAnne Smith and The Powerful Surprise Absurdity of the Suddenly Topless
“And don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying there are only two ways of being a lesbian. There are probably at least two and a half, if you count Melissa Etheridge. “
Crystal’s Team Pick: An Honest Lesbian Relationship
Here’s a 5-minute video featuring cartoon animals discussing the finer points of their lesbian relationship. What? Happy Friday!