Brittani’s Video Party: The Return of Television
DeAnne Smith on the teevee, Arrested Development, Brooklyn 99, and gas station karaoke party it up.
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DeAnne Smith and Um, A Cat
“I wouldn’t put it past Melissa Etheridge to presciently write a song about me and this cat 19 years before our love manifested.”
DeAnne Smith and the Sweet, Sweet Sleep
“Waking up at noon is just one of the many perks of being self-employed, working mostly at night, and not having too much pesky ambition.”
Introducing Camp Autostraddle May 2013: Registration Is Way Open
Registration is open for A-Camp May 2013! Sign up now to spend four days on a mountain with a bunch of weirdos, it’s gonna be crazy fun.
It’s Canada Day! Here’s 24 Kickass LBTQ Canadians
Let’s celebrate Canada Day with all the other Canadians!
DeAnne Smith and That Pesky Time Thing
Whether it’s self-imposed deadlines, dinner dates or my menstrual cycle, you can count on me to be at least five minutes to weeks late.
DeAnne Smith and The Hook Up
“She was probably going to kick me out. No, she was probably going to call the police. I was going to jail. I was definitely going to jail.”
DeAnne Smith and The Feelings
BUT I’M A COMEDIAN! THIS FEELS WEIRD! WHY IS IT RAINING FROM MY FACE? I DON’T LIKE WEATHER COMING OUT MY EYES.
Win Tickets to DeAnne Smith’s Girl-on-Girl-on-Girl Comedy Show!
Beantown, Deanne Smith wants to show you her Ha-Ha!
DeAnne Smith and The Dating Game
“Why are my arms so skinny? People can be friendly. Fuck, she’s so cute. Am I getting enough iron?”
DeAnne Smith and the Truth About the Beach
“Should I apologize for introducing you to sexy lesbian Lincoln? I don’t want to. I’m not sorry.”
DeAnne Smith and That Airy Fairy Stuff
“Psychic Sarah asked me to meditate with her. I did.”
Crystal’s Team Pick: DeAnne Smith’s Australian Tour
So close you could probably touch her.
DeAnne Smith and the Unfashionable Utopia of Yore
“But you loved it, because it was the one material that could be a shirt, sheets, pajamas or a hand-sewn menstrual pad.”
DeAnne Smith Waxes On
“Also, you’re welcome. Because let’s be honest, that was a drunken and flexible decade.”
DeAnne Smith and the Seasonal Affective Disorder Quiz
b.) Did I already miss The View?
DeAnne Smith and the New Zodiac F.A.Q.
“Let’s use a metaphor. Let’s say Lindsay Lohan is the moon, and Samantha Ronson is Earth.”
DeAnne Smith and the Backscatter Booty Shake
“Much like a tender baby lamb…”
DeAnne Smith and the Lesbian Invasion
“It’s weird being, like, the fourth lesbian couple to walk into a restaurant.”
DeAnne Smith’s Open Letter to 2011
“I was drawn to her like a vocally homophobic right winger is drawn to a secret gay sex life, which is to say completely and unfailingly.”