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DeAnne Smith

Comedy

DeAnne Smith and the Sweet, Sweet Sleep

“Waking up at noon is just one of the many perks of being self-employed, working mostly at night, and not having too much pesky ambition.”

By DeAnne| November 14, 2012 | 60 Comments
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Registration is open for A-Camp May 2013! Sign up now to spend four days on a mountain with a bunch of weirdos, it’s gonna be crazy fun.

By Riese| November 12, 2012 | 266 Comments
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It’s Canada Day! Here’s 24 Kickass LBTQ Canadians

Let’s celebrate Canada Day with all the other Canadians!

By Riese| July 1, 2012 | 79 Comments
Comedy

DeAnne Smith and That Pesky Time Thing

Whether it’s self-imposed deadlines, dinner dates or my menstrual cycle, you can count on me to be at least five minutes to weeks late.

By DeAnne| June 4, 2012 | 140 Comments
Comedy

DeAnne Smith and The Hook Up

“She was probably going to kick me out. No, she was probably going to call the police. I was going to jail. I was definitely going to jail.”

By DeAnne| February 21, 2012 | 64 Comments
Comedy

DeAnne Smith and The Feelings

BUT I’M A COMEDIAN! THIS FEELS WEIRD! WHY IS IT RAINING FROM MY FACE? I DON’T LIKE WEATHER COMING OUT MY EYES.

By DeAnne| October 26, 2011 | 48 Comments
Comedy

Win Tickets to DeAnne Smith’s Girl-on-Girl-on-Girl Comedy Show!

Beantown, Deanne Smith wants to show you her Ha-Ha!

By Bren| September 30, 2011 | 13 Comments
Comedy Sex + Relationships

DeAnne Smith and The Dating Game

“Why are my arms so skinny? People can be friendly. Fuck, she’s so cute. Am I getting enough iron?”

By DeAnne| September 22, 2011 | 49 Comments
Comedy

DeAnne Smith and the Truth About the Beach

“Should I apologize for introducing you to sexy lesbian Lincoln? I don’t want to. I’m not sorry.”

By DeAnne| May 30, 2011 | 84 Comments
Comedy

DeAnne Smith and That Airy Fairy Stuff

“Psychic Sarah asked me to meditate with her. I did.”

By DeAnne| May 13, 2011 | 47 Comments
Comedy

Crystal’s Team Pick: DeAnne Smith’s Australian Tour

So close you could probably touch her.

By Crystal| March 23, 2011 | 13 Comments
Comedy

DeAnne Smith and the Unfashionable Utopia of Yore

“But you loved it, because it was the one material that could be a shirt, sheets, pajamas or a hand-sewn menstrual pad.”

By DeAnne| March 16, 2011 | 147 Comments
Comedy

DeAnne Smith Waxes On

“Also, you’re welcome. Because let’s be honest, that was a drunken and flexible decade.”

By DeAnne| March 2, 2011 | 39 Comments
Comedy

DeAnne Smith and the Seasonal Affective Disorder Quiz

b.) Did I already miss The View?

By DeAnne| January 31, 2011 | 85 Comments
Comedy

DeAnne Smith and the New Zodiac F.A.Q.

“Let’s use a metaphor. Let’s say Lindsay Lohan is the moon, and Samantha Ronson is Earth.”

By DeAnne| January 20, 2011 | 76 Comments
Arts + Pop Culture Comedy

DeAnne Smith and the Backscatter Booty Shake

“Much like a tender baby lamb…”

By DeAnne| January 14, 2011 | 62 Comments
Comedy

DeAnne Smith and the Lesbian Invasion

“It’s weird being, like, the fourth lesbian couple to walk into a restaurant.”

By DeAnne| January 6, 2011 | 149 Comments
Comedy

DeAnne Smith’s Open Letter to 2011

“I was drawn to her like a vocally homophobic right winger is drawn to a secret gay sex life, which is to say completely and unfailingly.”

By DeAnne| December 31, 2010 | 49 Comments
Arts + Pop Culture Comedy

Laneia’s Team Pick: DeAnne Smith in Melbourne

As if Australia could be more awesome.

By Laneia| December 28, 2010 | 7 Comments
Comedy

DeAnne Smith and The Powerful Surprise Absurdity of the Suddenly Topless

“And don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying there are only two ways of being a lesbian. There are probably at least two and a half, if you count Melissa Etheridge. “

By DeAnne| December 23, 2010 | 92 Comments
Comedy

Crystal’s Team Pick: An Honest Lesbian Relationship

Here’s a 5-minute video featuring cartoon animals discussing the finer points of their lesbian relationship. What? Happy Friday!

By Crystal| September 2, 2010 | 11 Comments
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