The Mason is long long long. Did I mention that it’s long?
“Whip” may not really be the right word.
This glass g-spot dildo will make your insides sparkle.
The Outlaw dildo is big enough that it takes some getting used to. But you can have so much fun getting used to it.
“I am willing to entertain the idea that something else will feel as good against my clit — a talented human mouth, for instance — but nothing as portable even comes close.”
The Toyfriend Seti is like a little satellite dish, if satellite dishes honed in on your clit.
Though this iconic toy is just as famous for its mixed reviews as it is for its cameo role on Sex and the City, our anonymous reviewer found a very happy ending to her love story with the Rabbit Habit.
In the first edition of Herstory In Our Pants, we put herstory literally into our pants with a review of a retro vibrator.
Nothing, and I mean nothing, feels as nice as stainless steel on your asshole.
I don’t even have words for how great this vibrator is.
A standard electric pink g-spot vibrator with a twist.
At 1.5 lbs, this stainless steel wand will rock your G-Spot world.
The Minna Ola is a tricked out sex toy for the techie in all of us that’s great for anyone who wants a fun, quirky, versatile vibrator that’s perfect for couples play.
So I inserted it into her and she literally said, the second it happened, “We are never fucking with anything else again.”
If the alliterative name isn’t enough to get you turned on, perhaps the knowledge that it was created by Kandi Burruss of The Real Housewives of Atlanta will do the trick!
The Jimmyjane Form 2 is waterproof, rechargeable, adorable, and sort of amazing.
“I feel like Hitachi is to vibrators as Dyson is to vacuum cleaners. There just isn’t one more powerful. So if you like vibrators, you should have one.”
The Sqweel 2 is the world’s best-selling oral sex toy, and if you’re in a rut with your vibrator, it’s definitely worth a try.
“I think the thing that turned me on the most about the Flash was having it plugged in charging in my laptop around other people. My own little dirty secret.”
Spoiler alert: this is going to be a very favorable review.