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Laura Prepon assures us she’ll be back for Season Two of Orange is the New Black, Natasha Lyonne gets Clea Duvall on instagram, Naya Rivera and Demi Lovato talk about their romantic storyline and more!

It’s college visit week in Rosewood and Emily has a sorority she really wants to visit, if you know what I mean. Also featuring a straight dude who can’t figure out that Emily is gay and Aria’s ugliest skirt yet!

This week on Glee, Quinn discovered how nice it is to slow-dance with Santana.

Why didn’t anyone tell me about the Mini Warbler?!! This is a movie review that’s actually about a 40 second video of a kid dancing in a blazer.

I AM THE ONLY trans guy ON CABLE! But instead of integrating me into your show, you’ve progressively emphasized how my differences make me at odds with the lesbian community and the only personality trait you’ve given me is “self-loathing.”

BETTER! OFF! TED! Oh man, this show totally impressed me. Smart writing, hilarious premise, and Portia was amazing. Her character on this show is kind of a combination of her two prior regular television roles (Nell on Ally McBeal and Lindsay Bluth on Arrested Development). I highly recommend this show, I can’t wait to see more.

Well, once again, an episode of Hacks has made me WEEP.

It’s a Deborah Vance vs. Kathy Vance showdown. Plus, Deborah does a KEG STAND.

This is my favorite opening of the entire series.

Also! Updates on The Chi and Only Murders in the Building.

The episodes of Riverdale most often made fun of online are actually some of the finest installments of the series.

Kelsey and Taylor fast forward their journey a little, because the first part was boring and full of learning. On the way to New Orleans they learn how to eat, pray, love and remain conscious. Here’s a collection of their pearls of road trip wisdom.

Plus! Updates on How I Met Your Father, Good Trouble, All American, and The Watchful Eye.

Ah, bodies. These sacks of meat, bones and skin that we must drag around until we come up with a better way to get through this thing called life. We knew we needed to dig into this and who better to do it with than the one and only Samantha Irby?

Celebrity crushes mean more to queer people than they do to straight people. They can be our first expressions of queer desire or our first expressions of gender envy. They can be a safe place to try out urges that aren’t ready for the real world.

Anne Lister employs the ultimate lesbian tactic of wearing a low power ponytail so that men will cower before her. Ann Walker has had it up to here with her greedy family.

Plus updates on 4400, Chosen, and Claws!

Poison Pam is here!

Miranda’s got the hots for her professor, Rose York-Goldenblatt will NOT be wearing a dress, and Sara Ramirez baby!