The lights are out and everybody’s making out and we are having a live episode that you can watch (or read the transcript of!) right now, and also a podcast episode! WOW!

Lesbians, this has not been our week. The Real L Word premiered, and we hated it. Nicki Minaj redacted her bisexuality, Miley Cyrus keeps on fake-lesbian kissing everyone and I had to do research on Danielle Staub. At least Anna Paquin said some reassuring things about her sexuality, otherwise we’d just shut this place down.

My niche skill is terrifying men on the subway. Let me know if you need details.

Plus updates in Ackley Bridge and Claws.

These are the television shows of 2018 that stand out for their artistry and innovation AND also feature lesbian, bisexual, queer or trans women characters.

Tegan and Sara’s keynote speech, a Desi feminist and DJ from Harvard samples some beats off my her phone, how augmented and virtual reality can be used in politics, how tech is helping the resistance and much more from Lesbians Who Tech!

Alex & Riese cartoon recap their NSFW Friday night in Las Vegas because that’s what they did instead of writing this, and there were topless ladies dancing there. Also; porn bingo for LGBT rights, feminist porn, BDSM for ladies, hand-bras, and so much more!

Your community gallery for May! Nearly 100 queers doing the work!

“Why waste my time digging one six-foot hole when I could dig six one-foot holes. That’s just murder math.”

Pick-ups and rejects from UpFronts, Sarah Paulson on always having to dye her hair, Tegan & Sara’s once-strained sisterhood, the new Rocky Horror trailer, the new Ghostbusters trailer and so much more!

The winter hiatus is almost over! Queer TV will soon return to our open arms!

ABC Family pulls the plug on Chasing Life, Callie and Arizona start dating other people, Carmilla ends with a swoon and a resurrection, and what the hell Lost Girl?

Laura is terrorized by her own giraffe shirt on Carmilla, M-Chuck is really into Indigo Girls on Survivor’s Remorse, I Am Cait says goodbye, Lauren Lewis is a BAMF, and more queer TV news!

Plus new trailers for Faking It and Survivor’s Remorse!

Scream is super queer, Complications keeps surprising me (in a good way), and Vee returns to The Fosters.

Last night on a very special episode of Broad City, Ilana made out with a girl and even though it wasn’t Abbi, it was still pretty cool.

Also, Jane the Virgin introduced a lesbian subplot we’ve never seen before.

It was a pretty lame week for queer women on TV, but at least Kalinda and Lana were naked most of the time.

The very last Star Trek N00b recap!

This week on the show that no one besides me and Stef are talking about, it must be lunchtime at this shoddily constructed preschool of a mansion, because everyone’s throwing tantrums and Farrah’s fibbing to the class. James Deen was not your boyfriend, sweetheart.