EMILY CAN OPEN HER OWN DAMN DOOR

The only thing that would’ve made it more lesbiany is if there had been a lesbian in it, or if Brittany and Santana had made out.

“I didn’t come out. I fell out on my face.”

Gaga acknowledged Madonna’s existence and the world didn’t end!

If you can make out there, you can make out anywhere.

The one where nearly every single member of the Team discusses some of the best (Golden Girls) and most questionable (Grey’s Anatomy) TV shows out on DVD.

“You can’t trust lesbians. You invite them / to your party and they don’t come, / they’re too busy tending vaginal / flowers, hating football, walking their golden / and chocolate labs.”

The Oprah show was even gayer than normal yesterday as she brought back her fave LGBT guests. Let’s celebrate with our favorite interviews! Ellen+Anne, Ellen+Portia, Glambert and more!

George W. Bush’s daughter Barbara Bush has released a video supporting gay marriage equality. For real.

“NPR is like a blanket; my parents didn’t believe in listening to music in the car and I did not really know there were other radio stations until my older sister drove me home from ice skating one day and my 6 year old brain exploded.”

You know those crass addictive online purity tests you take every now and then to see what kind of badass you’ve become? Here’s one for your inner and outer lesbian.

Syncopal Episodes, Cuddle Puddles, Bikini Contests, and other magical elements of another beautiful day in Sunny Palm Springs California.

P!nk’s new music video focuses on teen issues, plus new music from An Horse and an amusing new album/video from Amanda Fucking Palmer.

How did Emily get Paige’s photo on her cell-phone is what I want to know.

Talk about speed-dating.

Just when you thought Glee couldn’t get any gayer…

We have a guest-poster today who wants you to have the greenest orgasm ever. (Also, other things!)

We do care about the future when it includes a Muppet Movie featuring (maybe) Jim from The Office, Lady Gaga, Jane Lynch and Dave Grohl! In celebration of this fantastic futuristic event, we count down the top 10 queerest muppets of all time.

This week on Pretty Little Liars, Emily’s Mom tries to cockblock Emily’s burgeoning lesbian love affair with Maya.

In which we try to understand what is going on with healthcare/Obamacare/caring in general, and conclude that it is generally advisable to make sure we take our multivitamins and wash our hands frequently.