You need these.

“President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him.” ??!!!

A-Camp Spring 2017 (photo by Robin Roemer)

Plus some new scenes from OITNB’s new season, Carrie Fisher’s last Star Wars cover shoot, Ellen’s first standup special in 15 years, Wynonna Earp key art, Queen Sugar’s second season trailer and more!

Come for the euphemisms, stay for the butties! It’s the Comment Awards, now with more gender bending Gillian Anderson. Praise.

Paige and Emily say goodbye for the last time.

Hallmark now has an LGBTQ collection including cards to celebrate transition, Justin Trudeau and Joe Biden are white men that are acceptable humans I guess okay, Wal-Mart settles landmark lawsuit brought by lesbian employees, a sexy new video from Keeana Kee, and more neat-o skeat-o stuff!

I’ll be doing a read-a-thon, nbd. What are you up to? Get in here and tell me about it!

Your grandma sounds like a babe, I don’t know what else to tell you.

Plus: Lena Waithe opens up about her Master of None coming out episode, Arrested Development is coming back again, the first trailer for Battle of the Sexes, and more info on Aubrey Plaza’s new movie.

Is that insecurity in my pocket or have you just not sexted me back yet?

Also, Janelle Monáe gave a commencement address, Abby Wambach got married and Jasika Nicole has a new food dance for you.

Other great trends for this fat queers this summer include aliens, tweed, Bodysuits and beachwear as formal wear.

Paige and Emily kiss and twirl and Ali finally realizes she’s pregnant with Emily’s child.

You’re going to want to see this video of Kristen Stewart dancing, trust me.

Emily and Aria strongarm Sydney Driscoll while Hanna operates on a life-size doll wearing her face.

Jasika Nicole got in bed with me last week and helped me give advice on longterm relationships! We talked communication, couples therapy, and that way that your gf sighs and says it doesn’t mean anything but YOU KNOW IT MEANS SOMETHING, UGH.

“Calculate how many ‘free’ airline snacks you would need to eat to break even on the cost of your plane ticket.”

On Easter Sunday, I didn’t go to a church, but I quietly praised God at brunch in community with friends and strangers and so many carbs and those tiny Cadbury chocolate eggs.

If only they knew, back then, what “butch” and “queer” might mean today…