Grab a mask, your ID, some cash to tip the bartenders and queens, chapstick, and your finest tank top, because we’re going to the gay club today…IN OUR MINDS…by taking this quiz I have prepared for you. It’s like a Pick Your Own Adventure where the adventure is sweaty gay debauchery in some warehouse space that smells like cheap tequila and vetiver. Let’s goooooo.
Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, fiction, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the former managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear in McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, The Rumpus, Cake Zine, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The AV Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. When she is not writing, editing, or reading, she is probably playing tennis. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.
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You made friends with a stranger in the bathroom line and you made plans to meet up but you’ll never see them again.
Ain’t that just the way.
i think this quiz is broken; i did NOT arrive late — if i’m arriving late, i’m not arriving at all! aint no way i’m going to be out even later than my bedtime! if i’m gonna be late to a nighttime thing, i’m staying home! okuurrr!
and yes i AM grabbing my mask, thank you so much for including that! and yes i AM wearing my mask all thru the night because health & community care don’t play!
Is the quiz broken again? Last week Riese said it was accidentally set so only the first question was used for the answer and I’m wondering if that happened again. I took the quiz twice and neither result seemed to have much to do with my answers.
yup, same thing happened again and we still can’t figure out why! anyhow, re-programmed the whole thing again so try again and see if it works