Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2014: Drea is Miss July

Sometimes, SOMETIMES you can’t cover your face with smokin’ hot lesbians. When this happens why not cover your walls with them instead!? That’s where the 2014 Autostraddle calendar comes in!

Drea is Miss July


I’m a hybrid of the mid-west and west coast, with my parents and relatives being from the south. Most of my family is back in Tennessee, Indiana, and North Carolina and I’ve been in Los Angeles since pre-school. I consider both California and back east my home.

I have two loves in my life and always have. Those are creative writing and music. With a sprinkle of techy / geek. There’s nowhere to even begin with the style / genre / topic of things I write. Musically – what one person describes as “sex music” another describes as “musical madness.”

When I started to come out I felt there was so much momentum in the way my life was changing; about to graduate college, making friends who ‘know’ me, going to A-Camp!, coming out to my mom and immediate family, graduating, getting my first ‘career’ job, going to A-Camp again!, moving in with my awesome roommates who’ll be here forever – right?, and then realizing the momentum was slowing down.


I’m not out to the rest of family, not out to the people who I spent most my college time with, not out to my dad, not out to that guy who said ‘I thought u was gay’ who lived down the hall from me, not out to my ex-boyfriend Marine. Not out to a good friend of mine that I’ve since lost – because I had been too afraid to come out. Wouldn’t it be hilar if I wasn’t out to the people I met at camp? Lmao!

About my creative writing; sometimes poetry, sometimes humorous. Sometimes creative humorous poetry. I made up a genre called Spotify poetry – basically making a playlist that can be read like a poem.

“Hey You Yeah You”

“Let’s Get Some”

I was writing my diary in haikus at the time I applied for this calendar (lasted 18 days). Here’s the one I wrote when I found out I’d be a part of this:

Damn I got that call

An email to be precise

My photos online


My favorite poets are Dr. Seuss and Tupac. Sometimes I pretend I’m various people and write poems as if I were them. Sometimes I wonder if Alex Vega will ever get Tinkerbelle tatted on her ass. I aspire to one day have an advice column written from the perspectives of fictional characters.

The humor is pretty much a way for me to divert from my more introvert, truly sensitive side. I’m the toughest most fragile chick I know.

More fun stuff >> Miss July ’14 Preliminary App


Artist’s Statement from Robin Roemer:

I want to start off by saying I wish I had a few weeks to photograph each of our 130 applicants, because they were all beautiful and inspiring! We are honored so many of you wanted to participate and we hope, at some point, we can work with each one of you. I mean that most sincerely.

This year we went through our applicants based on the survey first, the photos sent in to me had little to do with who our final picks were. We chose based on answers to a variety of questions. We wanted people who really had a sense of what the project was all about, were readers of Autostraddle, and were involved in their communities at home. We wanted women bursting with energy and love. Second, we wanted to represent our incredibly diverse our community: beauties of all different shapes and styles and backgrounds and gender expressions. Finally we found ourselves with 13 models — its 2013 now so twelve just wouldn’t do — who we feel represent some of the most brilliant our readership has to offer. I hope each of you, especially those of you who applied and were not chosen this year, enjoy this year’s calendar.

Co-created by Robin Roemer and Sara Medd
Photographed by Robin Roemer
Wardrobe styling by Sara Medd
Hair by Taylor Stevenson
Make-up by Marla Verdugo
Line Production, Location Scouting and Catering: Sarah Croce
Design, Location Scouting, Production assistant: Alex Vega
Lighting Assistant: Kamila Baker
Production Assistant: Christina Bly
Puppy Wrangler: Mollie Thomas

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Robin specializes in entertainment, lifestyle and portrait photography. She's also a Creative Producer, Director of Photography and co-owner of Scheme Machine Studios LLC, her production company based in Los Angeles. Robin loves shooting for TV and film and has worked with media companies like Legendary Pictures and Viacom. She shot and directed the Pride campaign for Google called #ThisIsFamily. Robin has had the pleasure of working on national campaigns for companies like Dove and Levis, and had the unique opportunity to shoot for non-profits and initiatives such as The Black List, Save the Children, Move to End Violence, Have a Hart Day, and The Clinton Global Initiative. She is most proud of the work she has done with organizations such as The Ad Council and RAINN working on national impact campaigns. Her celebrity roster includes Cyndi Lauper, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, The B-52s, Keri Hilson, JB Smoove, Tegan and Sara, Margaret Cho, The B-52’s, Andreja Pejic, and many more. She was there for Autostraddle’s birth and proudly served as A-Camp co-director for many years.

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  1. so beautiful, drea!
    also I’m wondering the same thing about alex vega, her ass and tinkerbell

  2. Drea is great and awesome and beautiful and I love her dress. Please tell me where to get her dress?

  3. DREA!!! We hung out all saturday and then this? Well played, my friend, well fuckin’ played.

    Drea is awesome and a prankster and the coolest Beyonce impersonator I know. :D

  4. Drea, i had no idea you’d be a calendar girl! This is so great and you are mad beautiful.

  5. “Sometimes I wonder if Alex Vega will ever get Tinkerbelle tatted on her ass.”

    These are the important questions.

  6. whenever i see drea’s picture all i can think of is her telling me that operation v.a.g.i.n.a. stands for “very attractive girls in nice attire.” which is basically what these pictures are.


    fill yours out today

    • This is the best.

      Also, I startled my cats by laughing so hard at the app, FYI.

  8. An advice column written from the perspectives of fictional characters? Please do this Drea, I want to read it!
    Also, you are GORGEOUS. That is all.

  9. Just gorgeous! Wow. And I love that one of your favorite poets is Dr. Suess because he’s one of mine too.

  10. That preliminary app is the greatest. I wish I could use that to screen first dates.

    Would that be rude/weird/awesome?

  11. I want to read your pastiche poetry and listen to your crazysexypbeautiful music and read all of advice columns! Also you are really beautiful.

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