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These 2014 Autostraddle Calendars Are F*cking Beautiful

The 2014 calendars are here, they are gorgeous, you can purchase them, and I have the photos to prove it.

By Alex| December 9, 2013 | 10 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2014: Ivy is Miss December

“I wore my A-Camp staff shirt to the grocery store in Berkeley and TWO people stopped me to ask me how this year’s Summer Camp went.” Meet Ivy, our last Calendar Girl of the year!

By Robin| December 3, 2013 | 32 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2014: Lynn is Miss November

“I find it comforting to know that the work I make will endure however fragile my existence may sometimes feel.” Get ready to fall in love with Lynn, Miss November!

By Robin| November 4, 2013 | 41 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2014: Kai is Miss October

“Out of the all the confusion, I’ve found beauty and love. In others, but more importantly in myself. I am black. I am queer. I am this. I am that. I am whole.” Get ready to fall in love with Kai!

By Robin| October 1, 2013 | 25 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2014: Rachel is Miss September

Well this is your very own Rachel Fucking Walker without a shirt. Why are you still reading the excerpt?

By Robin| September 3, 2013 | 30 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2014: Katie is Miss August

“I came out to bosses and people I had just met and guys who hit on me and former boyfriends and doctors and professors and relatives and Facebook and even the grocery store cashiers. I wanted to assert myself, my identity.”

By Robin| August 2, 2013 | 47 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2014: Drea is Miss July

July is smokin’ hot with Drea and her musical poetry and haikus! You won’t know if you want to be her or be with her, you know? Luckily there’s an questionnaire at the end.

By Robin| July 1, 2013 | 29 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2014: Danielle is Miss June

“I had to fight for this body. Since the day I was diagnosed with bone cancer at age fifteen, I began to wage wars on multiple fronts. I fought to be normal – and when that failed, I fought to appear normal.”

By Robin| June 3, 2013 | 61 Comments
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You Should Go: Autostraddle’s Robin Roemer And Her Calendar Girls Are Putting On A Show

It’s the ‘Straddliest art show ever!

By Cara| May 1, 2013 | 3 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2014: Parneet is Miss May

“I had shared a moment with myself that was loving and forgiving, and I found myself believing that I was enough.” We’re so excited to introduce you to Parneet! Lots of love here.

By Robin| May 1, 2013 | 56 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2014: Maria is Miss April

Miss April talks tattoos, sex, psychology, queer girl dance nights, more sex, more tattoos and being the black sheep. Meet your new Calendar Girl!

By Robin| April 1, 2013 | 67 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2014: Brianne is Miss March

You’re about to fall entirely in love with Brianne. “My Femininity is powerful. This is my body, and I’ll do with it as I please.”

By Robin| March 1, 2013 | 123 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2014: Chloe and Intern Grace are Double Miss February

Chloe’s beauty is beyond compare, with flaming locks of auburn hair, with ivory skin and eyes of dark coffee. And Intern Grace? Well, her smile is like a breath of spring, her voice is soft like summer rain and no one can compete with her, yipee!

By Robin| February 1, 2013 | 77 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2014: Cynthia is Miss January

Meet the first of our 2014 calendar girls! Cynthia will warm your icy winter heart with giant, delicious flowers and her sunny/sexy good looks.

By Robin| January 4, 2013 | 64 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: Christina is Miss December

Do you have tickets to the gun show? Let’s wrap up this year in a neat little bow with December’s calendar girl, Christina!

By Robin| December 3, 2012 | 21 Comments
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Introducing the 2013 Autostraddle Calendars! Pre-order Now and Get Special Things

It’s here! It’s here it’s here it’s here and we think you will love it and we’re so proud of this thing.

By Alex| November 20, 2012 | 23 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: Alana and Julie are Double Miss November

And you thought November was nothing but cold and rain? Meet Alana and Julie!

By Robin| November 2, 2012 | 17 Comments
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Now Casting: Autostraddle’s 2014 Calendar Girls

Have you always wanted to grace the pages of an Autostraddle Calendar? Now’s your chance to apply!

By the team| October 5, 2012 | 47 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: KP and Michelle are Double Miss October

Who needs fall foliage and pumpkin spice lattes when you’ve got KP and Michelle? Happy October!

By Robin| October 2, 2012 | 30 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: Taylor is Miss September

Meet Miss September!

By Robin| September 4, 2012 | 21 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: Mary and Joanna are Double Miss August

Oh you thought only one person at a time could be a Calendar Girl? Think again — Joanna is an Olympic paleo CrossFit nerd and Mary will help you move and train your dolphin.

By Robin| August 6, 2012 | 37 Comments
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