Star Trek N00b, Episode 20: Tomorrow is Yesterday (And We’re No Longer N00bs!)
The very last Star Trek N00b recap!
Star Trek N00b
Star Trek N00b, Episode 19: Arena (Hunger Games in Space)
A Red Shirt dies, but really, that’s no surprise.
Star Trek N00b, Episode 18: Squire of Gothos (Basically, Napolean)
“Oh, how fallible of me!”
Star Trek N00b, Episode 17: The Galileo Seven (Logic v. Emotion Cage Match)
“I can neither enjoy the idea of command, nor am I frightened of it. It simply exists.”
Star Trek N00b, Episode 16: Shore Leave (The Caterpillar’s Pipe Dream)
“For some reason, I keep picturing Kirk as a frat bro, but maybe that’s unfair.”
Star Trek N00b, Episode 15: Balance of Terror (Races in Space)
“Leave any bigotry in your quarters. There’s no room for it on the Bridge. Do I make myself clear?”
Star Trek N00b, Episode 14: The Conscience of the King (Here There Be Shakespeare)
“And this ship. All this power surging and throbbing, yet under control. Are you like that, Captain?” Hurk.
Star Trek N00b, Episode 13: The Menagerie Part II (Nursing Homes in Space)
And now we figure out the cliffhanger Star Trek left me/us all with last week.
Star Trek N00b, Episode 12: The Menagerie Part I (Spock Goes ROGUE)
AHHHH THERE IS SO MUCH SUSPENSE HERE AHHHHH.
Star Trek N00b, Episode 11: The Corbomite Maneuver (Kirk’s P-P-Poker Face)
Didn’t you get the memo about threatening shapes?
Star Trek N00b, Episode 10: Dagger of the Mind (Space Insane Asylum)
Whooo, welcome to the tenth recap of Star Trek: The Original Series! This one includes lots of hetero kissing, but also lots of a lady kicking ass.
Star Trek N00b, Episode 9: Miri (Why Kids Are Great In Horror Movies)
Spock and Bones use their fancy future tech and floppy disks to answer a pressing questions: How does the human race continue for 300 years on a planet without adults?
Star Trek N00b, Episode 8: What Are Little Girls Made Of? (It’s Android Parts.)
“Kirk uses android therapy session. It is super effective.”
Star Trek N00b, Episode 7: Mudd’s Women (That Horrible Human Trafficking Episode)
Wow, Star Trek, you really know how to tackle those hard issues. Unfortunately, I think the show creators handled the issue of mail-order brides and human trafficking with ZERO TACT.
Star Trek N00b, Episode 6: The Enemy Within (Poor Frozen Sulu)
In this episode Sulu freezes his ass off while Kirk gets emotional, drinks, and performs experiments on Unicorn Puppies.
Star Trek N00b, Episode 5: The Naked Time (It’s Really Called That)
THE NAKED TIME when Sulu chases men with his sword. And Kirk and Spock slap each other over love. It’s ALL canon, people.
Star Trek N00b, Episode 4: Where No Man Has Gone Before
You know, if I’m ever trapped on a far-off planet with a crazed, god-like megalomaniac, I want Spock on my team!
Star Trek N00b, Episode 3: Charlie X (or “Babysitting A Psychic Teenage Brat In Space”)
“It seems that Charlie can control other people’s behavior to an extent. I am sure this ability will make him an irritating prat throughout the episode.”
Star Trek N00b, Episode 2: The Man Trap (Oh My!)
“Okay, I had a fangirl moment once George Takei appeared on screen.”
Star Trek N00b, Episode 1: The Cage (of Forced Heterosexuality)
“The Talosians realize that Pike isn’t sold, and try to seduce him with a bizarre harem illusion with Vina as a green exotic dancer. Dayum, Pike. You’ve got some weird fantasies.”