What does it all MEEEEAAAAANNNN?!?!?!?!
Kristen Stewart has been hiding a private Instagram account from me THIS ENTIRE TIME.
“I think also right now I’m just really in love with my girlfriend. We’ve broken up a couple of times and gotten back together, and this time I was like, ‘Finally, I can feel again.'”
Somewhere, dark stormclouds gather over Robert Pattinson. In the distance, thunder cracks ominously.
Kristen Stewart honored Jodie Foster in the best way she knows how – by hanging with her ex and a bunch of LA lesbians at a bar.
There’s nothing worse than a girlfriend who expects you to jet-set all the time! Scowling in the Hamptons, pouting in Saint Tropez, glowering in Aspen – it’s just exhausting.
“I think in three or four years, there are going to be a whole lot more people who don’t think it’s necessary to figure out if you’re gay or straight.”
Just a gal, her pal, her super-supportive mom and a pack of wolves, howling at the moon. No but seriously, Kristen Stewart’s Mom confirmed the relationship. Also did we mention the wolves.
AAAAAAAAAAAH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD