“And yes, every day in this Queer Mecca is like an episode of Portlandia.”

It’s not often that we Autostraddlers put our computers and books aside to venture out into the big bad world of nightlife culture, but there are certainly a few occasions a year that warrant such an indulgence.

I honestly can’t say if this is the right way to say “comment awards” in Spanish. I can tell you how Ben and Marina feel about adopciones.

Did this week feel short to anyone else?

This week on Glee, Brittany and Santana did some mouth-to-mouth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, we’ve got a “like” button because we like you.

tUnE-yArDs is going to blow your mind and then whatever’s left of your mind is going to be blown as well.

Our very own Haviland Stillwell will be honored this Sunday at the PowerUp Premiere Gala! Plus, an update on the GIRLTRASH movie, advice for lesbian filmmakers, and what really went down with Claire on TRLW.

It’s time for your tri-annual update on Shane’s whereabouts. Plus: James Franco talks gay rumors and sexuality with Playboy, Jane Lynch & wife Lara Embry do Vogue, Haviland Stillwell is on stage in LA, and Stephen Colbert does “It Gets Better.”

Watch Naya Rivera’s hosting duties at the GLAAD Media Awards, Lady Gaga releases two new Born This Way tracks, Saturday Night Live revives the Ambiguously Gay Duo, and Adele is perfection.

25% OMG AWESOME and 75% YAWN.

we, we so excited.

Free at last, free at last. Thank Ilene Chaiken almighty, this show is finally f-cking over at last.

Welcome to the third annual Autostraddle Hot 100 of real living breathing queer ladies.

“When I hear this song, I picture the shiny Lady Gaga motorcycle mutant rolling through the night, wind in its hair, and it makes me feel pretty awesome.”

The Real L Word returns with even more drinking and slightly less sperm and no Francine whatsoever.

I had no idea it was possible to make it all the way to Los Angeles from San Francisco in only 14 hours!

The good news is that my recap is done / “I wish instead of being this show, this show was a re-run of Friends”

Belmont University soccer coach Lisa Howe had to resign because she told her team she was a lesbian. Then the students revolted. Then the donors revolted. Then the government revolted. REVOLT NASHVILLE REVOLT!

The Verizon iPhone manifests! The rumors are true, not unlike this unicorn spotted in the wild.