The Prodigal Daughter of White Trojan Horsery has returned to Litchfield, minus her bespectacled toxic popsicle and plus a newer harder attitude. What adventures await our little vanilla wafer? Time can only tell, inmating ritualists.

It might be June, but Kate’s still in school – in England! She’s spending her rainy summer days memorizing Shakespeare and sorting through ancient books.

“…I questioned whether or not Autostraddle is a lesbian cult and if it isn’t, how I’m going to deal with my like peaking.” Want to know the context of this sentiment? You need to read this interview and meet Grace.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you daikon, make your own holiday!

The South is notoriously friendly. It is also notoriously bigoted. In 2006, the year I moved to Nashville, an anti-marriage equality proposition passed. It felt like a slap in the face and a sign to leave. Six years later, I couldn’t be more happy that I stayed.

The magic of congee though is that congee is whatever you dream for it to be.

Because rice noodles are nice noodles.

Some delicious and healthy soup for your snowy winter afternoons.

Someone just let Angelica honk the horn. already because shit is going DOWN in the season finale. Phyllis, Jodi, and Adele want it their way and Shane’s fucking [it all up] again but at least Helena and her money are here to save The Planet. Because where would be be without The Planet?

It’s music festival season! Where are you going this year and, more importantly, do you have an extra ticket?

The L Word’s almost over!! Two short-but-sweet weeks from now, we’ll all be forced to look at each others’ faces and speak words to each other about actual life instead of funneling all our feelings into fictional characters who change personalities every season and often disappear suddenly without warning/explanation.

If you forget the whole child-rape-flashback thing, the Papa Porter dying thing, the Helena-wasting-time-Tina-could-be-with-Bette thing, the paper-dolls/Baruch Atah LaLa Hoolehay Heeyhoooo thing, the Marc pantsing himself thing (when he really should just write “fuck me” on his chest) and the Jenny/Random Elder thing, Loud and Proud is one of the series’ best episodes. Let me rephrase this: if “The L Word” was “The Dana & Alice Show,” Loud and Proud would be one of THAT show’s best episodes.

“Craftster was very much at the forefront of what we now lovingly refer to as the indie craft movement. In fact, some even credit Leah and her brainchild with being the face that launched a thousand glue guns.”

We’ve all been faced with the challenge of deciding between two paths. Here’s a practice that can help.

Pride came early! We’ve got a trailer for The Ultimatum: Queer Love Season 2! Time to watch lesbians having serious conversations on beds!

Are you a Mommi or a Daddy? Perhaps you’re just a Cat Mom. Or maybe you’re mother earth? Time to find out!

Haven’t you always wondered what lesbian kitchen appliance you are?

It’s an epidemic sweeping the nation — and it’s probably happened to you.

Today, please enjoy a series of questions that are exclusively Lady Gaga-themed and breakfast-themed for some reason.

Holiday meals have always been mired in conflict for me.