This week on Glee, Kurt’s gold pants won and everybody else lost.

Don’t front like Alien didn’t give you a crazy crush on Sigourney Weaver.

“If you really value families, you shouldn’t play politics with women’s health.” — President Barack Obama

Someone paid $5,000 to kiss Naya Rivera and it wasn’t you!

Kim Jong-il was 69 and “fatigued.” His “effeminate” middle son will not be the next leader, obviously.

When you give the gift of reading, you’re giving two gifts — the book, and the gift of reading that you get from reading the book. Does that make sense?

“Tried to find the place on a map, but apparently they’re stuck somewhere in 1956.”

Czech President Klaus (no relation to Santa) rains on everybody’s parade.

My fingers have actually started melting onto my keyboard.

76% of the 30k voters in AMP Radio’s “Breast Summer Ever” contest voted for Avery, a trans woman, Google makes you forget things, male politician demands you #actlikealady and MORE!

Did you know that in Argentina, this show is advertised as “the show for women that every man will want to watch”?

I wish we called Halloween “The 31st of October.”

“The ruling by the 9th Circuit in Log Cabin Republicans v. United States removes all uncertainty – American servicemembers are no longer under threat of discharge as the repeal implementation process goes forward.”

The entire team pitches in to recap True Blood, Ten Things I Hate About You, Masterchef Australia, Intervention, Nurse Jackie, Weeds, Gimme Sugar, Ruby Rose’s new project “The 7 PM Project,”

Online petitions had over 1.4 million signatures as of yesterday afternoon, and the impending vote on Uganda’s “Kill The Gays” bill is temporarily called off.

Some notes on a “sustainable model” from a website which has been “sustained.”

In which we discuss the most common misconceptions about polyamory and nonmonogamy in an attempt to help everyone be less stupid.

The Top Ten bestest first ladies of all time, including the semi-lezzer and a Michelle Obama appreciation collage.

Obama, Tallahassee, and Judge Judy all love the gays, Tyra Banks is creeping us out, and Stef has great new music picks.

Six people were killed today and 11 wounded at an event this morning in Arizona for Democratic Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, including Giffords. The gunman, 22-year-old Jared Laughner, has authored some really troubling online rants.