“This is about the first time I ever did mushrooms, and it’s about how being trans* affects everything, even bullshit bourgeoise attempts at pharmacological liberation.”

Get out your dream journal!

In which Emily’s date brings a date and everybody models through it.

“…Melissa reacts by looking sadder than I did at Pride when I realized I forgot my rainbow umbrella.”

“ABC using salacious and glamorizing scenes portraying young, pretty women as lesbians sends the wrong message to these young girls…reinforces and legitimizes this lifestyle in a manner that could affect these young girls’ sexual identity for a lifetime.”

This week on Glee, the cool kids came back and sang songs and everybody got ready to embarrass themselves at sectionals and Carrie Bradshaw had a kiki!

“If this outfit was a monster, it would be Gayzilla.”

Did you make it to the podium in this week’s commenting medal ceremony?

We want to dress you up in our love.

This massive six-page guide is full of holiday gift ideas and wishes from your friendly neighborhood Autostraddle staffer! We think you’ll find it very useful and inspiring, much like Autostraddle itself. What is modesty?

This week featured famous people coming out times 3, pies cream sandwiches, rompers, and also BRUNCH.

Someone at ABC Family knows about my Pride Outfit and the go-to Lesbian Date Outfit and I know where you can get the things to look like the girls on the show!

“All this whispering and sneaking around has the effect of making the Liars seem like they’re all in secret lesbian relationships with each other.”

This week on Pretty Little Liars, Emily went on a date with one of the numerous pretty lesbians in the Niagra Falls area.

What to get the queer who has everything. Or what to get yourself because hey, you deserve a present today.

What if A. was a lesbian? WHAT THEN?

Pretty Little Liars is going to help underprivileged kids because they’re liars, not jerks.

“This outfit totally makes sense, because who doesn’t study/sleep in a full panted strappy romper?”

Did you know that a young Troian Bellisario starred in a lesbian short about teenaged girlfriends? Me neither! Anyhow, you can watch it right now if you want to.

Is there anything I love better than teen marketed award shows?