People really do scissor, y’all. And 69’ing? It’s fully a thing. ‘a thing.’ Also; 100 words for/about tribadism, open relationships, and A-cup pride… and a tumblr we really, really, really like.

Autostraddle needs: 1. money, 2. people who know how to get more money. Businessey addy type people. Details inside.

A man says it looks like almost all the women don’t need men for sex anymore and he’s probably right. Also: embracing sluthood, sex advice from Etsy vendors, the morning-after-you-were-awesome kit, fear of sexuality, fear of talking to teenagers about sexuality, a sexy Tumblr and um, hot celebrities in bondage gear. Your average everyday NSFW Sunday.

and you need a hug.

“I kinda only care about lesbian poets.”

Lesbians on the teevee, pure poetry week forever.

Please say you love me back.

Mary Oliver writes poetry about nature. Both kinds of nature.

I don’t want to write my essay, so here’s some Charles Bukowski poems.

It’s strap-on day! Surprise! We’ve got a fun video of some of your favorite scenes and some handy how-to guides. Also; strange sex and topless women and Porn in the USA and so much moar!

You really need to know about Dorothy Porter. She was an Australian poet, an out lesbian, and basically awesome.

“Imagine the smooth, heavy sensation of glimmering, polished black Norwegian Moonstone against your G-spot: that’s the Laid Stone Dildo.”

Did you know that Gertrude Stein and Mina Loy were friends? Do you even know who Mina Loy is? I didn’t until about ~5 days ago.

“You must nurture the kiss. Turn out the lights. Notice how it illuminates the room. Hold it to your chest and wonder if the sand inside hourglasses comes from a special beach.”

what do you not talk about when you talk about lesbian sex? DO YOU talk about lesbian sex? tell us! we’ll tell you, in the first of a possible series on real lesbian sex topics. also; kink, sex-positivity on tumblr, soul sista lesbo, that l word kissing montage, non-monogamy infographic, the velvet fist and more.

Haven’t you always wanted a bondage duck? Did you know that if your parents read to you a lot when you were a kid, you’re less likely to have sex in high school? Also Red Wings, Rainbow World, Mad Men’s Hot Women & Orgasm Fakers.

“I like his poetry because it’s kind of all over the place without being noisy about it.”

So many awards, so little time.

Autostraddle got born two years ago!

Did we see you at Hypergender Burlesque? It’s okay we have a recap for you. Also: 80% of women fake orgasms, you.me.sex.now, against brazillian bikini waxes, 20 Hot Canadians, radical possibilities of pleasure, body image and sex, a fab how-to video and more!