We’ve got alpacas, blood oaths, mozzarella sticks and so much more!

I don’t even know what materials research is. (Please don’t tell me.)

“I can never remember which finger is supposed to make me gay. I guess this is part of the whole indecisive bisexual thing.”

“it’s amazing how much more grownup writing a column on the internet makes you seem.”

We talk about some great episodes of the Lore Podcast, a few terrific essentials for starting off your altar, a bunch of amazing home remedies, and a drawing of a certain True Gay Icon as a witch.

In honor of our seventh birthday, we’re talking about the writing we’re proud of, the writing that scared us, the writing we regret, the writing coming up soon and so many other fascinating things!

Crystal & Riese recap Episode 403 of Skins. It’s Cook’s episode, but there’s plenty going on.

We’ve got pre-camp flirting, Barbie, beavers and so much more!

Regina George was right: You invite a lesbian to a pool party, and it’s gonna get gay.

“Nothing better than this concert has ever happened. EVER. I saw Boyz II Men in 1994 and this was FORTY THOUSAND TIMES BETTER.”

We’ve got everything: diva cups, girls with feelings and guitars, hand massages, busted knees, phantom doors, QTPOC speakeasy takeovers, Gabby in a canoe, Jasika Nicole in a smoke machine, fresh tears cried for Maddie, a bloody nose, butt sex, lip-syncing and gosh, so much more.

“Just tried a paleo/gluten free baked good because the cute coffee shop girl said they were good, but they were gross. Feeling very betrayed right now.”

It was a great year for gay marriage, especially if you were invited to one of these fabulous, totally sweet lesbian weddings.

Would you like to pull a blue feather out of someone else’s orifice with your teeth? We have a video for that! Would you like to re-enact the most iconic scene from the first X Files movie? We also have a video for that.

A-Camp workshop ideas, a brand new lesbian bar and arson!

Y’all sure have a lot of strong feelings about Slytherin.

We REALLY need your financial help so we’re making it as affordable as possible for you to give it. Step inside to learn about Cobalt Level and other ways to help Autostraddle remain viable!

“I woke up to 57,000 emails reminding a user to resubscribe”

photo by Molly Adams via NSFW Photoessay: Folsom Street Fair

“In other, lighter news I want to share with everyone that there is a segment of a hot dog on the section of our roof that we can see from the bedroom window.”