No Filter Heard Miley Cyrus is on the Prowl

Welcome back to No Filter, a weekly column where we dissect frogs. Just kidding, we dissect heavily curated photos posted by celebrities on the internet, because we lead very full lives. This week in important celebrity news, Evan Rachel Wood had her tonsils out and retweeted a lot of wise quotes from the Lion King. In my imagination where we hang out all the time, she’s all loopy on pain meds like Abbi in Broad City, leading her to tweet amazing things like this:

Hot damn.

Rumours abound that Miley Cyrus has been gal pal-ing around with model Stella Maxwell, although this reporter finds this gossip to be dubious at best. We’ve also heard that Miley is possibly staking out bars in Brooklyn, prowling for women (and we like that story better, so we’re sticking to it).

OMG, look at all these people who look like Samira Wiley in one place.

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This week we allowed these weirdos to join us in No Filter, as Eli is a Very Important Dog, dressed for a Very Important Gala.

Solidarity for Janet Mock and the endless struggle against crazy humidity hair.

St Vincent faced another struggle entirely.

Join us next week, when the Anointed Movers will help us all U-Haul into Miley Cyrus’ house, probably.

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Stef Schwartz is a founding member and the self-appointed Vapid Fluff Editor at She currently resides in New York City, where she spends her days writing songs nobody will ever hear and her nights telling much more successful musicians what to do. Follow her on twitter and/or instagram.

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  1. “Join us next week, when the Anointed Movers will help us all U-Haul into Miley Cyrus’ house, probably.”

    Dibs on her closet!

  2. i’m never gonna get over Eli in formal wear.

    also 24/7 movers? i might just call them… i mean, i say god bless at chic-fil-a when i get my lemonade and they still dont know i’m gay so i think it’s probably the same thing. right?

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