If we ever end up in rehab and are granted three wishes, they would be a visit from the ex-girlfriend, art supplies, and mashed potatoes. Lindsay got two out of three which ain’t bad. She probably didn’t even want mashed potatoes, so.
Lindsay checked into Pickford Lofts last night, a sober living facility owned by Lindsay’s new lawyer Robert Shapiro who you may remember from the OJ Simpson trial. They hope the move into Pickford Lofts will help Lindsay negotiate out of the 90-day jail sentence and 90 days of rehab she’s expected to serve beginning Monday.
Yesterday Lindsay was visited by her friend Eliat Anschel, her Mom Dina and her sister Ali. Her assistant Eleanor brought her some Sprite and art supplies. Samantha Ronson then paid Lindsay a visit at around 10 pm. This gives us very positive, hopeful feelings because, like we keep saying, we can’t help but care.
Pickford Lofts offers each resident “a large living room with a flat-screen HD cable and DVD player, a sofa, two recliners, coffee & end tables, wireless high-speed internet access” which means @lindsaylohan must still in business, amirite? Oddly enough, Lindsay Lohan’s twitter, generally a hotbed of secret coded messages about lesbianism requiring our immediate dissection & attention, has been light on feelings over the last 24 hours. Instead, @lindsaylohan has provided enthusiastic endorsements for Fashion Bay, One Kings Lane (great deals on home decor & gifts!), and most recently/weirdly — the tech company Norton.
Apparently Norton and Lohan have teamed up to “warn fans” that “searching for details of [Lindsay’s] latest predicament could result in their computers being infected by cyber criminals.” The solution is, of course, to purchase “Norton Safe Web” and to “use a safe search tool, like the free Norton Safe Web Lite, which can identify poisoned search results.” Also don’t click on links that promise Jailhouse photos of Lindsay Lohan. That seems like a no-brainer, espesh since after Telephone really who needs more bisexual jailhouse photos? Not us.
In other news:
COMIC-CON: Westboro Baptist Church will be protesting Comic-Con because of “idol-worship.”
DEGRASSI: Degrassi will be introducing its first transgender character, Adam, an FTM: “This will be an ongoing character, this will be someone who’ll be around his whole high school experience, so we want to make sure that this character is loved (and) develops a fanbase.”
PRETTY LITTLE LIARS: AfterEllen interviews Bianca Lawson, who plays Emily’s lesbian love interest on Pretty Little Liars.
ANGELINA JOLIE: “The world’s most famous Hollywood humanitarian might not have single-handedly erased gender inequality in the movie industry, but she sure has struck a major blow for actresses. How else to explain her $20 million payout for Sony’s next big summer release, “Salt,” an action project that originally was written to star a man — no less than Tom Cruise?”