straddleverse Mal and Tima Are Bringing Their Unseriousness to YouTube The Stud Aunties are going long! the team Mar 28, 2026
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Wielding Rainbow Lassos “Thought I’d come back two years on and thank you for this article… I turned out MUCH less straight.” Darcy — Jun 17, 2022
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Legs Out and Faces Painted for Pride “Please do the sunscreen first, THEN the face paint, or you may end up with tan lines that say BI BI BI on your face! Just for instance!” Darcy — Jun 10, 2022
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Getting Handsy for Pride “I started using my fingers a few years ago and never looked back!” Darcy — Jun 3, 2022
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Thinking About Old Flames “This post inspired me to wear a no bra neon green/yellow large mesh shirt around the house this morning, so thank you for that!” Darcy — May 27, 2022
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Dreaming of Espressos In Bed “I had a one-time lover make me an espresso in the morning in 2018 and I have never stopped thinking about it.” Darcy — May 20, 2022
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Slutty, Helpful, and Unable to Wear Shoes “Carry on thinking about Chef Melissa’s Soup!” Darcy — May 13, 2022
straddleverse The Comment Awards Want to Know Your Toxic Trait “This sent me into a full spiral daydream of my kick-ass custom furniture, the queer carpenter who built it, and our enduring love.” Darcy — May 6, 2022
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Remembering the Girls Who Wore Abercrombie & Fitch “old & queer!!! i am also all caps excited! but typing lowercase for aesthetic!!” Darcy — Apr 29, 2022