Cocaine Bear has finally hit theaters. Apparently he only terrorizes straight people? But we couldn’t pass up an opportunity to be part of such an important cultural conversation. And so,…
“That’s what envy’s like. Not just wanting what other people have, but becoming so consumed by it that you end up casting yourself as a supporting character in their story,…
“My mom loves to do stockings with socks and chocolates and lottery tickets in it. This is perfect for me, a person who both always needs socks and to win…
