I Think My Hot Girlfriend Is Gonna Leave Me For Someone Hotter

How Do I Embody the Spirit of a Mediocre Cis Man?


My girlfriend of a few months is gorgeous. Incredibly hot. Total smokeshow. We clicked immediately, we have fun together, the sex is fantastic, we make each other laugh. Have I mentioned that she is good looking? Really, really ridiculously good looking. Has followers on instagram who are strangers who just think she is hot and dresses cool. I am always taking pictures of this girl! She rarely asks me to be in the pictures. And I have no idea what she’s doing with me. When I swiped on her on tinder I was genuinely shocked when we matched. I’ve usually dated people who are at my level. She says she loves me and is obviously pulled in by me sexually. I would not mind a few more compl...

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