20. WASH YOUR HANDS IF YOU ATE BUFFALO WINGS BEFORE GETTING LAID, OMG.
“She was regarded as mentally wrong by young men.”
“The Republicans are funding terrible gay movies to make the entire population straight!”
“The place is so dingy, grimy, and gross that I seriously believe monsters are going to come flying out of the bathroom at any moment and swoop down on all the dudes and chop our heads off.”
“The patrons there were lucky I didn’t use my ninja skills on their @$$!!!”
“The the crazy lesbian herself said she was recruited and is acting to recruit. Stupid is a stupid does.”
“The fact that both male and female homosexuals congregate on one island no doubt gives them a sense of what might be called herd-security, much like sheep gathering together under a tree during a storm.”
“I have a goddess quad of Beyoncé, Misty Copeland, Laverne Cox and Michelle Rodriguez and I devote to thrice daily in the hopes that the patriarchy will finally crumble and fall at their wrath.”
“I am so alone please send cats”
“I know more about dyke cultures by being net-connected. It expands my world. We are definitely trail-blazing and cutting edge.”
“At a meeting of Xena: Warrior Princess in Brazil”
Carmen: i lost my life
Carmen: i’ve lost my life
Turns out that when you create the first ever show with a cast of almost all queer women, and do it on a cable channel that allows multiple scenes of what just barely misses qualifying as porn in every episode, we gays get resourceful.
“It is true that sapphism is also to be met with in quite young girls, but only if they live in houses of prostitution or in girls’ colleges.”
We had a queer prom on top of a mountain. There were photographs. Some of these prom-goers were pretty f*cking special.
Here are ten likely scenarios.
So here I have for you, in no particular order, a list of fun couples costumes where one person is a redhead!
20. i wish we could put together a listling of “things we emailed each other in rapid succession when stef brought up marilyn manson.”
I went to the Texas State Fair and all I got was a lousy turkey leg.