That time Kanye West showed up and ruined my entire schedule.
According to this unpublished blog post I found in 2014. Still applicable though.
“Go to your pantry and determine which shelf or space in the pantry is the dullest or darkest, ideally both. Remove everything from that space one item at a time. Put the cake mix in the farthest place back in that space.”
Here’s how we’re gonna be brave and bold in the new year. What about you?
IT’S TIME. Get in here.
If you love somebody who works from home, you’ll love this gift guide!
In my first installment of How To Keep A Girl For Ten Years, I explore the notion of solidarity through individualism, selflessness and creativity!
If you figure out which flavour of Shitty Landlord is cashing your rent cheques, you might survive long enough to renew your lease!
“You’re marching gallantly to your grave Laneia. We all are. We’re all spinning spinning spinning just grazing fingertips on things in hopes we’ll leave a mark. Anyway you should stop opening your mouth so wide when you brush your teeth. Keep those wrinkles down.”