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Television

“The Fosters” Episode 113 Recap: A Group Home Of Our Own

“Back at wrestling practice, Perky Emma of the Ankle Picks offers Jesus a cookie — an organic cookie with no dyes. Maybe she has lesbian moms too.”

By Vikki Reich| January 29, 2014 | 17 Comments
Television

“The Fosters” Episode 112 Recap: Callie Takes An R Family Vacation

“Mariana sits at a table alone and takes her fancy plastic lunch container out of dumb paper bag. Why doesn’t she have a reusable lunch bag? What kind of family are these lesbians running?”

By Vikki Reich| January 22, 2014 | 40 Comments
Television

“The Fosters” Episode 111 Recap: Where In The World Is Callie Sandiego?

Relationships are no picnic… but wait! Maybe they are!

By Vikki Reich| January 16, 2014 | 21 Comments
Television

“The Fosters” Episode 110 Recap: The One With the Lesbian Wedding

“They ask Stef and Lena about their vows and Stef says they’re not doing vows and I start to think that Stef doesn’t understand what a wedding is.”

By Vikki Reich| August 8, 2013 | 34 Comments
Television

“The Fosters” Episode 109 Recap: The Pneumolorax, Who Speaks For The Fosters

“Brandon asks Mike why Stef wasn’t wearing a vest. Geez Brandon! Not all lesbians wear vests! But then I realize he means “bulletproof vest” and let this slide.”

By Vikki Reich| August 1, 2013 | 21 Comments
Television

“The Fosters” Episode 108 Recap: Ho Ho Ho, Lena’s Ex Is Coming To Town

“I think Hot Cops from Arrested Development but all ladies but Lena ruins that vision.”

By Vikki Reich| July 24, 2013 | 27 Comments
Television

“The Fosters” Episode 107 Recap: You’re Always Welcome At Hotel Mariana

“When they pry themselves apart, Lexi tells Jesus that her parents took her computer and phone and locked her away in Cookie Monster’s tower where she has to spin gold.”

By Vikki Reich| July 17, 2013 | 36 Comments
Television

“The Fosters” Episode 106 Recap: Houses of Horrors

In which there is a party, halibut, and a knock at the door.

By Vikki Reich| July 10, 2013 | 63 Comments
Television

“The Fosters” Episode 105 Recap: Remember When You Used to Love My Chimichangas?

Digression 6: My first lesbian date ended on the roof of a small town Pizza Hut, but she knew what we were doing because she helped me push the dumpster up against the wall.

By Vikki Reich| July 3, 2013 | 36 Comments
Television

“The Fosters” Episode 104 Recap: The One With The Quinceañera

“He slurs, “It’s a party, Stef. Have some fun.” Geez Mike. Way to get personal. Everyone knows lesbians are no fun.”

By Vikki Reich| June 27, 2013 | 30 Comments
Television

“The Fosters” Episode 103 Recap: Taking the Taco Truck to Gay Town

“Steph is making cheese sandwiches with no condiments of any kind. Lesbian moms are cruel.”

By Vikki Reich| June 19, 2013 | 35 Comments
Television

“The Fosters” Episode 102 Recap: Little Lying Lhasa Apsos

“My sister has Lhasa Apsos and one of them bit my son in the face and now I don’t like Lhasa Apsos and this is unintentional foreshadowing because it turns out I don’t like Marianna much in this episode either.”

By Vikki Reich| June 13, 2013 | 49 Comments
Television

“The Fosters” Episode 101 Recap: Fosters, I Barely Know Hers!

“Steph is wearing a worn out t-shirt and a pair of plaid pajama pants which is very similar to what I wore to drop off my kids at school this morning. #lesbianmomuniform.”

By Vikki Reich| June 6, 2013 | 65 Comments
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