We’ve got Angel Haze’s cereal monstrosities, Ellen Page all cuddled up and Jen Richards’ dogs finding it difficult to even.
Why would Tegan and Sara lie to us about their cats, Angel Haze isn’t LL Cool J, Jiz Lee isn’t eating a burger and Brittani Nichols (probably) isn’t arresting you.
An anonymous source recently told Heat Magazine: “[Kristen] likes the idea of dating a non-American again, and Stephanie is very avant-garde and different.” Okay! Also, Vin Diesel bought Ruby Rose a bike and Mickey Mouse tried to steal Samira Wiley away from Lauren Morelli.
Kristen Stewart and Soko sure are good friends! Also, Leisha Hailey takes a dance class, Ingrid Nilsen catches you a fish.
This week, Samira Wiley is dancing with a statue, Kaki King is partying with Melissa Etheridge, and Sarah Paulson potentially gets a mystery haircut.
Samira Wiley learns to surf, Angel Haze learns photosynthesis, Janelle Monáe learns face-swapping and we all learn not to sit next to Cara Delevingne at the movies.
We’ve also got Ruby Rose’s new friend, Rachel Maddow’s new tattoo, St. Vincent’s new ring (maybe?!), Samira Wiley cuddling with a koala and some actual pond scum.
Breaking: Kreayshawn has a time machine, Hannah Hart made Ingrid Nilsen a very sweet birthday tribute post, and Lena Waithe is still a babe.
Stars: they’re just like us! Laura Jane Grace is dressed as a horse, Ruby Rose is dressed as a ninja turtle and Jenny Owen Youngs is wearing an apron covered in cats.
I thought maybe we could talk about Cara Delevingne holding this baby, Brittani Nichols’ new haircut, Ellen DeGeneres’ new dog or maybe anything Ellen Page ever does.
The cast of Transparent at the Golden Globes, Amandla Stenberg’s debut appearance and a bonus appearance by the ghost of Ruby Rose.
Come for the snuggly couples shots, stay for this picture of St. Vincent holding this giant turtle.
It’s the last No Filter of 2015. Here is Samira Wiley deftly avoiding deer falling out of trees, Carrie Brownstein’s socks, and Ellen Page’s perfect dang dog.
In 2015 we’ve met or got reacquainted with some extremely hot masculine-of-center women or otherwise identified queers. Here’s 10 sexy studs worth swooning over.
This week, a bunch of famous people made cute faces while doing enviable things. I didn’t change out of my pajamas or talk to another living soul for two full days. Who wore it best?!??!!
Also, Lea DeLaria wants to dance for you.
Join us as we celebrate Samira Wiley and Lauren Morelli, Hannah Hart and Ingrid Nilsen and a host of other women who the press believe to be verrrry good friends.
Also included: a charming dance from Jasika Nicole, a beachside stroll with Ellen Page and Samantha Thomas and a giant, gorgeous platter of macaroni and cheese.
Samira Wiley’s photoshoot & interview with Mimi Magazine, New York Magazine’s feature story on Carol, 28 icons on their favorite lesbian cultural artifacts, a new trailer for “The Wiz,” Lena Waithe interviewed by Vogue, Drew Barrymore’s possible dip in the lady-pond and more!
Ellen Page in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume, that is all, thank you.