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Sex + Relationships

Idol Worship: Two Idols Are Better Than One, Especially When Those Two Idols Are Together

Valentine’s Day Edition! A collection of lady-loving-ladies I love loving a lady I also love in a somewhat official manner.

By Carmen| February 12, 2013 | 13 Comments
Fashion/Style

Style Thief: New Year’s Eve Edition

I’m stealing the clothes right off nine of my favorite queer style icons in this very special New Year’s Eve edition of Style Thief.

By Lizz| December 24, 2012 | 21 Comments
Comedy

Ellen DeGeneres Wins the Mark Twain Award, Is Basically the Best

“When I started doing stand-up, I didn’t do it for awards. I did it for the money.”

By Brittani| November 1, 2012 | 13 Comments
Television

Maddow and Ellen, Team Dreamboat, Talk Politics, Dancing and Jersey Shore

Vanessa’s Team Pick: If I had to choose between Maddow and Ellen I would probably die so it’s a good thing I don’t have to!

By Vanessa| October 11, 2012 | 26 Comments
News + Politics

Loving Lesbian Family in JC Penney Catalogue Elicits More Whining from One Million Moms

It’s One Million Moms versus JCPenney… again.

By Carmen| May 3, 2012 | 46 Comments
Arts + Pop Culture

Midweek Video Party: Jennifer Lawrence on Dave, Ellen on Cash Wrap & More

Jennifer Lawrence is the cutest thing on David Letterman, Ellen is the cutest thing at JCPenny’s and also a Jason Russell video AND a Martina Navratilova video.

By Riese| March 21, 2012 | 17 Comments
Television

Known Lesbian Ellen DeGeneres Addresses JC Penney Controversy Like A Boss

Ellen talks about Prop 8, gay marriage and the 40,000 alleged Moms who thought JCPenney shouldn’t be associating its fine brand with Ellen’s lesbianism.

By Riese| February 8, 2012 | 62 Comments
Arts + Pop Culture

This Is a Video of Kristen Bell With a Sloth

Intern Grace’s Team Pick: This video will make you laugh awkwardly in a public place. Watch it immediately.

By Intern Grace| January 31, 2012 | 54 Comments
Music

The 2011 Autostraddle Music Awards

Bon Iver was one of the best albums of the year, said the Internet.

By Lindsay Eanet| December 30, 2011 | 39 Comments
Arts + Pop Culture

The Advocate’s Top 20 Most Googled Gays Analyzed

The Advocate went all science/pop-culture on Google trend’s ass. I did some follow-up graphing using Rachel Maddow’s face.

By Lizz| December 22, 2011 | 41 Comments
Television

Ellen DeGeneres Lesbian Interview Extravaganza: Celebrating The Women Who Showed Up

Lindsay Lohan didn’t show up for her Ellen appearance. To cheer you up, we bring you SEVENTEEN other lesbosexy Ellen interviews. (THIS IS EPIC)

By Lizz| December 15, 2011 | 36 Comments
Arts + Pop Culture

Lindsay Lohan’s Giving Ellen Her Only “Playboy” Interview, Keeping it In the Family

Lindsay Lohan’s only doing one interview about her Playboy photoshoot – and it’s with Ellen Degeneres.

By Lizz| December 7, 2011 | 29 Comments
Politics + Activism

Hillary Clinton Names Ellen DeGeneres Special Envoy for Global AIDS Awareness

This post has Hillary Clinton and Ellen DeGeneres in it. Talking to each other about how to end the global HIV/AIDS epidemic. Yeah, you should probably read it.

By Lizz| November 10, 2011 | 18 Comments
Television

Rachel Maddow Appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show! Rejoice!

Ellen DeGeneres interviewed Rachel Maddow on her TV show! Everything is great (except for the portrayal of women by the media).

By Lizz| October 21, 2011 | 51 Comments
Arts + Pop Culture

Wanda Sykes Talks to Ellen About Breast Cancer, Leisha & Cam Animated (Rough Week for Celesbians)

It’s been a rough week for celesbians: Wanda Sykes had a double mastectomy following breast cancer, Ellen had chest pains, and you can relive the Leisha Hailey / Camila Grey Southwest situation as anime.

By Jess| September 28, 2011 | 10 Comments
Arts + Pop Culture

Ellen & Portia Combine Forces In LoveVeganismCats For NBC Comedy Series

Ellen & Portia have a half hour comedy series at NBC, Jane Lynch talks getting naked with Cybill, Cher defends Chaz on Ellen. Plus, an update on new records from Adam Lambert, Kelly Clarkson and Florence & the Machine.

By Jess| September 14, 2011 | 10 Comments
Television

2011 Teen Choice Awards Prove Teens Will Sometimes Choose Gays, Often Choose Bieber

“The Teen Choice Awards are pretty long, but I’ll do my best to cover the gay/funny/awesome parts.”

By Lizz| August 8, 2011 | 45 Comments
Society + Culture

We’re Pretty Sure No One Gay Is Getting Deported This Sunday Funday

There’s something for everyone this Sunday Funday – from Ugandan lesbian Brenda Namigadde who is safe at least for now from persecution in her home country, to a bronze bust of Sean Connery in Estonia. The world is full of wonderful things.

By Rachel| January 30, 2011 | 15 Comments
Arts + Pop Culture

Portia de Rossi Sings Happy Birthday to Ellen, Covers ‘Bust’ Magazine

Portia & Pink surprise Ellen on her birthday show and it’s really cute. Also, Portia is Bust Magazine’s Feb/Mar covergirl.

By Jess| January 27, 2011 | 24 Comments
Television

Oprah Celebrates 25 Years of Telling Your Mom About Homogays: Our Favorite Episodes

The Oprah show was even gayer than normal yesterday as she brought back her fave LGBT guests. Let’s celebrate with our favorite interviews! Ellen+Anne, Ellen+Portia, Glambert and more!

By Jess| January 26, 2011 | 24 Comments
Books

The Bearable Heaviness of Portia DeRossi’s “Unbearable Lightness”

“As I walked across the mall wondering if the way I walked made me look obviously lesbian, my mind switched to thinking about how much weight I’d have to lose to fit comfortably into those Capri pants.”

By Riese| November 5, 2010 | 62 Comments
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