It’s possible that Portia de Rossi and Kerry Washington will be on your TV screen at the same time. This week has peaked.
It’s the Ellen-on-Ellen video we’ve all been wishing on a bright, gay star for.
Canadian Inuit have responded to DeGeneres’s recent Humane Society donation with sealfies — like selfies, but with seal furs and meat — to bring positive attention to seal hunting.
Like, hopefully someone will come out or something.
“Blaze squinted in the mirror and pushed her hair left, then right, then left, then right, then left, then right, then righter, then really left, then up a little, then all the way down […]”
On the journey from there to here.
“Of course I’ve heard of Smith! Are you fucking kidding me? Every lesbian has heard of Smith. It’s fucking Lesbian Hogwarts. God. They’re all there, with their hair always on point, studying sociology, and the leaves are yellow and filtering sunlight through them because it’s always autumn there because autumn is beautiful and the whole continent has conspired to make that place beautiful and lovely and gay. Gay as fuck.”
“The night was deep and dark over Ellen DeGeneres’ Burbank mansion. Inside her mahogany themed living room, Ellen sat in a velvet high back chair and quietly sipped whisky out of a crystal glass.”
Feminist, gamers, and Bound 2 parody fans had a lot to rejoice about this week.
Ellen DeGeneres and Liz Feldman are creating a sitcom about two blonde lesbians who are funny and non-threatening! JK, it’s not gonna be about them. It’s gonna be about a pregnant lesbian, obvs!
Hey remember that time that Alice Walker and Tracy Chapman were a thing? Eh?
Turns out Ellen was the mysterious inmate housed next door to Piper in the SHU.
Behind-the-scenes pics from teevee shows with queer storylines, from “Ellen” to “Orange is the New Black” to “Buffy” to “Pretty Little Liars” to absolutely everything in between. You’re gonna love it, we promise.
“Of the 101 films released last year by the six major studios, only five films contained any semblance of queer lady representation.”
It’s the 2013 Teen Choice Awards, hosted by Pretty Little Liars’s Lucy Hale and Glee’s Darren Criss!
Here’s hoping she gives Gladys a call during the show!
This week we’re stripping down celesbian couples in their finest. You and your beau can steal your look from Ellen & Portia, Lilo & Sam, Beth & Kristen and more!
The dancing is especially cute.
Gabrielle’s Team Pick: “Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4 years, I don’t think we hurt anyone else’s marriage. I asked all of my neighbors and they say they’re fine.”
Tegan and Sara marched in place while singing “Closer” on Ellen, Season 2 of web series Burning Love premieres today, Matt Damon is going on strike and an animated short will pull at your heartstrings. Though it’s unclear why your heart has strings. You should get that checked out.
Frank Ocean, studs and Big Tobacco all sit down to watch JLo’s new lesbian show on TV. What happens next?