Gay marriage is good for kids, Beyonce is still waiting for you to bow down, and Ronald Reagan’s daughter wrote a lesbian love story.
The Beyonce Bowl is available online, Homeland gets spoofed, Lizzy Caplan is CrazySexyCool (no TLC), and a two year old can beat you at basketball.
Today we’re going to look past Beyoncé and into her fucking awesome band and kind of swoon there and talk about things.
It’s pretty hard to miss this if you’re an American but some of us are pretty skilled at information avoidance. Today at 6:30pm EST, the AFC Champions Beyoncé Ravens will take on the NFC Champions the San Francisco Desti9ers.
Because without Destiny’s Child, there’d be no Beyoncé and how else would I have learned to crip walk? Also, something something Half Time show Destiny’s Child.
Hillary Clinton is a 21st Century Girl, Drag Queens love themselves, and gay people around the globe are making strides!
We danced on a mountain ’til 2:30 in the morning and this is what it sounded like.
We can duet!
I prescribe this playlist as an antidote to most shitty ex situations.
Dearest Beyoncé, we do not know each other but I think about you every single day of my life.
Let’s party. Then let’s cry.
Wish you were here / there!
Boston University released a study suggesting that supportive parents improve long-term health for LGBT individuals. Also, what’s a Krisbian?
Lily’s Team Pick: If Bey-Be grows up and tells everyone that it is the second coming I will undoubtedly believe it, become one of it’s disciples, and help it write “The Biblé: Part II”.
“Brace yourself for some riverdancing, vehicle explosions, a Mozambician dance troupe, awkward product placements, killer thigh muscles, male militia and girls, hundreds of girls. Let’s watch!”
Beyoncé releases a new 1970s-themed video for “Why Don’t You Love Me,”Christina Aguilera debuts a video for her single “Not Myself Tonight,” Sean Kingston and Justin Bieber are in a love triangle, The Killers’ Brandon Flowers goes solo, The Books release a new track, Apple pulls the plug on Lala, and Ozzfest is back!