105 more humans for you to have awkward crushes on.

Autostraddlers are adorable in real life and online.

“If you’re reading this and are currently in love with a tiny place that hasn’t loved you back yet, I want you to know that this is okay.”

It’s getting even scarier than usual this week in Rosewood even though I can’t seem to accurately identify anyone’s costumes. Don’t worry though, Paige wears a tuxedo the whole time.

Remember what it felt like to finally stop wishing you were straight? Well, we’re in the same boat. Only this time it’s not us we’re talking about, it’s our hair.

This week on The Real L Word, everyone fought about stupid shit and something terrible happened and there was a lot of crying.

This week on “The Real L Word,” various lesbians sat at tables and talked to each other!

OMFG IT’S TIME TO MEET-UP! Find your city on the list and wash your lucky shirt.

We want to hang out. Like, a lot.

On the third day, they created the heaven and earth, read some poems out loud, talked about coming out and religion and spooning and discovered the truth about cats and dogs.

Emily wears a tie and Paige gets wipeout wasted. It’s all just spectacular.

I bet you had no idea that you needed a Beerack Obama Ornament or a hot-pink Michelle Obama tote-bag or “Hope on a Rope,” didja?

“And yes, every day in this Queer Mecca is like an episode of Portlandia.”

The penultimate episode of series 2 is, as Lexy might say, fantastic and lovely. Bonus: Star Trek jokes!

Things get really intense in Episode Two of Lip Service Season Two. Didn’t this show used to be fizzy and fun?

…holidays don’t need to be filled with sappy crap. Sometimes, it’s ok to get your mistletoe freak fest on.

SPOILER ALERT: Finn Hudson is a golden god!!!!!!

Let’s get real deep right now into some hard-core musical theater appreciation.

Lady Gaga’s working with Cher, Lindsay Lohan’s getting groped, nobody’s wearing clothes, everybody is in love, and New York City just might be getting a lesbian mayor.

When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way from Quinn’s first cigarette to this storyline’s last dying day