So tell me what you want, what you really really want.

Oh, sweetie.

So grateful to our exes for opening our eyes to these tips and tricks and vital life skills. No really, we’re actually grateful. Sarcasm-free.

Somebody pass me a smoothie and a sword, these deals are on fire!

“You’re not weird. You’re not bad. You’re not unholy. You’re exactly what God intended you to be. You are exactly what you are supposed to be, because nothing is supposed to be anything except for what it is, even if not everyone understands that.”

It’s been a pleasure writing your technology column for the past half a decade. Keep it nerdy, queermos.

Straight girls go to prom together and give each other corsages and admire each other’s ‘necklaces’ all the time, right? Right?

Bless #KenOfCenter, forever and ever amen.

“Patriarchal Bullshit Land” is what I’m calling basically anywhere that’s not A-Camp or Themyscira now.

Waverly, what in the bleeding heck is going on with you?!

Please come and hang out with meeeeeeee as long as you’re not going to mansplain lettuce to me.

Angie announces, “I’m the jefe now!” with one of the harshest American “j” sounds ever and decides there will be a talent show and the guard/hostages will perform. So, we know where this is going.

I was waiting for the other shoe to drop, and it did: “I am hoping to fill the stage with artists who are willing to donate 20 minute sets.”

The setting is new, the stakes are higher, but the excitement and the humor and the tension are the same.

The world can only be described with that upside down smiley face emoji; here are some apps that make like the 20th century Dadaist movement had smartphones.

This week on an AMA-version of #GIBWK, I gave advice about heartbreak, feeling good about sex, how to date, and oh-so-much-more, plus Jenny and I lost our entire minds during a discussion of Wonder Woman. FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK.

Comparing cards from two or more different tarot decks can help you discover new depths of meaning. Here are some examples!

Equinox and the LGBT Community Center teamed up to make a film about the LGBT alphabet. So I interviewed the editor while we were in our pajamas.

What have you been up to? Is it hot where you are? Do you live in Australia and you’re already tired of hearing northern hemisphere summer? Have you also been glued to Lauren Jauregui’s instagram this week? Does anyone know where my chapstick is?

Today is sunny, with a chance of manspreading – and everything is full of lesbians. It’s the Comment Awards!