This week on The Real L Word, everybody went to Dinah Shore and talked about each other to each other!

Congratulations! Today is your day. You’re off to Great Places! You’re off and away!

In which we meet ONE MORE LESBIAN and look for the key. The key to what? You’ll see.

Talk about speed-dating.

And will be until 2056.

Remember that time the electricity went out and Laura couldn’t do the comment awards? Happy Friday!

Hearts are warmed, words are yelled, hugs are hugged, lips are kissed — it’s “All Em, all the time.”

“I didn’t come out. I fell out on my face.”

Lizz’s Team Pick: Tip #2: Play to the top of your intelligence. “I am trying to write a book. The book begins with me as a college student, a nineteen-year-old girl. I did a lot of dumb shit at that age.”

How did Emily get Paige’s photo on her cell-phone is what I want to know.

On the upside, nobody died in a fire.

This week on Pretty Little Liars, everyone gets wet and/or pissed and/or lied to/about. I’m 95% sure that Sounder is A.

We’re all in good company.

Lady Gaga launches the “Born This Way” foundation, GLAAD Awards announce their 2012 nominees, MegaUpload shuts down and Britney’s bodyguard is writing a book about her lesbian orgies.

Who wants to tell the truth about gay bullying? Who wants to get their head shoved into a swimming pool? Are eyes the windows to your soul, or are they just things you look out of while scary music plays?

This week on Pretty Little Liars, Emily’s Mom tries to cockblock Emily’s burgeoning lesbian love affair with Maya.

Your favorite fictional queer ladies of the year, from a very unscientific survey.

“Skins” will end next year forever, says Channel 4, because everything I touch turns to shit.

It’s queer film history time! Girls In Uniform was made by lesbians in 1930s Germany. It’s about an all girls Prussian boarding school.

This week on The Lesbian Parts of Pretty Little Liars, Emily’s family has Maya over for dinner which makes Dad laugh and Mom cry.