‘Tis the season to have a blast with some queers and find someone new to read graphic novels with while watching Love Actually and smoking some firme bud by the fire.

Stef and Lena agree to let Callie go, and Rosie’s got a brand new house.

More lesbian sex than lesbian death on TV this week! It’s a 2014 record!

Paige throws Emily a surprise birthday party but Emily shows up completely pissed off. This is not going to end well.

Lena and Stef chat about some sexy handcuff situations, while Jude and Connor kiss right on the mouth.

It was a pretty lame week for queer women on TV, but at least Kalinda and Lana were naked most of the time.

This week in Rosewood Rumer Willis drops by to show off some sexy pictures of Emily drilling. Drill, baby, drill.

“I can’t focus enough to read the cool indigneous women article but I want to read it but I cam’t I had too much drug candy”

Jude and Connor pinky hug while Stef and Lena glower at each other.

It’s Open Mic Night in Rosewood and Emily’s about to learn just how good Shana is at fingering.

Nothing is more awkward that coming out to your friends’ parents or your parents’ friends. This week on Pretty Little Liars Emily handles it like a champ.

Also, Jane the Virgin introduced a lesbian subplot we’ve never seen before.

Rosewood is crawling with masks this week, but all Emily cares about is when she, her shoulder and Paige are going to be back in action.

This week we’re promised a million big reveals and something called World War A. Also Emily and Paige have a sleepover. You can guess which part I’m more excited about.

Okay. A murderous, cyber-stalking, all-knowing bully I can grasp, but any teen girl talking to her dad like this? No way.

The Good Wife’s best character continues to be Kalinda Sharma’s trench coats.

It’s the final season of Glee! Hold onto your butts!

The week on Pretty Little Liars everyone is snooping around and we catch up on some Deep Thoughts with Melissa Hastings.

In which Paige and Emily virtually U-Haul and Aria considered a longterm sub-dom BDSM relationship.

It’s college visit week in Rosewood and Emily has a sorority she really wants to visit, if you know what I mean. Also featuring a straight dude who can’t figure out that Emily is gay and Aria’s ugliest skirt yet!