Holigay Gift Guide: Seasonal Sex Toys That Are Both Naughty and Nice

It’s getting cold and dark, and regardless of what holidays you do or don’t celebrate this time of year, you deserve something to make it a little lighter. Whether it’s an affordable treat, something sexy for you and yours to share in bed, or a luxury investment in your pleasure to reward yourself for making it through this year, add one more stop to your shopping this season and you and your activity partners will be thanking you for it all year long.

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Stocking Stuffers

Eve’s Naughty Nipple Clamps

Discount of 50%

Great news for those who have been naughty this year, or would like to take one last stab at trying to before the year ends — these trusty clamps with weighted beads are the perfect affordable treat.

Adam & Eve Love Bullet

Discount of 50%

What can’t a reliable bullet vibe do? Whether its recipient wants to use it for a discreet travel vibrator, slip it inside a dildo or other toy for increased sensation, or take it into the bath (it’s waterproof!), this cute and silky-smooth bullet vibe is always a pleasure.

Kitty Playballs Set

Discount of 20%

Some of us are still thinking about working on ourselves, even during the holidays; for those admirable souls who have resolved to work toward a stronger pelvic floor and better orgasms for the new year (or just for people who love the sensation of weighted balls discreetly inside them all day), there are these extremely cute and adorably color-wayed play balls.

My True Love(r) Gave to Me

Shi/Shi Union Girl/Girl Vibe

Discount of 50%

Give the gift of scissoring to a partner or gal pal this year with the Shi/Shi Union Girl/Girl vibe, designed by a real-life lesbian for lesbians to be able to have sex while facing each other for maximum eye contact and emotional intensity. Will you watch Carol directly beforehand or wait til after? That part is up to you!

We-Vibe Jive and We-Vibe Ditto

Discount of 50%

Technology brings us together in such beautiful ways — you could gift a gal pal a new iPhone to call you with or a FitBit to sync with over the holidays, or you could make the more romantic gesture of a We-Vibe toy to give them the gift of sexy, discreet vibration to their G- or P-spot anywhere and everywhere. Great for long-distance lovers or just for spicing up New Year’s Day brunch, the We Connect app gives you or a partner lots of control over your pleasure remotely.

Scarlet Couture Paddle

Discount of 50%

It is a truth universally acknowledged that no matter how amazing one’s solo sex life is, spanking yourself just isn’t the same! Give someone on your naughty list this year the gift of a spanking — or let your activity partner know directly that you deserve one — with this lightweight vegan leather paddle, complete with rope wrapped around the handle to keep everything and everyone under control.

Satisfyer Partner Multifunntion 2

Discount of 10%

It can be hard to choose what you want out of a sex toy; luckily with the Satisfyer Partner Multifunntion 2, you and your partner don’t have to. With 3 motors, 11 settings, and separate controls for the main body and arms of the toy, you have up to 100 combinations to work with. As a people, we love a multi-use tool; give the gift of choice this year!

Shi/Shi Ripple

Discount of 35%

The holiday season is a great time for small upgrades to the shared life you already have with someone; if you’re happy with your current dildo repertoire for solo or partnered use but would love to try something a little new and different, the sexy and unexpected waves of the Ripple have got you covered. Use it with a harness or take advantage of the suction cup base for something solo!

You’ve Been Very Very Good This Year

Womanizer Premium

It’s hard to describe how good the Womanizer Premium feels, but it sure has inspired people to try – “Its job is to make you orgasm quickly and impressively, and it’s really really good at its job. That could literally be the entire review, truly. I am so besotted with this toy,” wrote our reviewer. “It feels really good. That is the understatement of the century… it provided, um, let’s call it a Mindblowing Holy Fuck What Just Happened Am I Still On This Planet kind of orgasm.” Do you and/or your loved ones deserve a Mindblowing Holy Fuck What Just Happened Am I Still On This Planet orgasm? Reader… the answer is yes.

Njoy Pure Wand

Discount of 10%

A genuinely gorgeous piece of stainless steel you could proudly display in a glass case, the Njoy Pure Wand also happens to be one of the most beloved and incomparable sex toys of all time, with its delicious weight and unspeakably smooth steel creating a totally unique sensation for your G- or P-spot. The holidays are a great time to treat yourself to something you know will be worth the investment — and, as our reviewer says, they would “probably pay double. Or triple. Actually, it’s hard to say just how much I would pay to keep having my world rocked.”

Magic Wand Rechargeable

Discount of 5%

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? From the deep, rumbly vibes and their unmatched intensity to the classic design that means the head of the Magic Wand feels great from any angle while slim enough to often fit between two bodies to the freedom of going cordless, everything about the Magic Wand Rechargeable is perfectly attuned to delight, and you or a sweetie or three definitely deserve its blessings this season.

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