When you’re here, you’re family.
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“things on toast”
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“what to wear at age 32”
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“is cheryl blossom bi”
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“gay dog names”
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“what to say to someone who met a lesbian”
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“things to eat with peanut butter”
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“first woman to, lesbians”
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“mean lesbos names list”
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“leshbian”
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“autostradfle”
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“can you walk around in public with we vibe in pussy”
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“any other podcasts like fresh air?”
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“how do lesbians have anal”
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“how to store tabbouleh”
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“cheryl blossom lesbian”
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“things orange”
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“lessbain”
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“sea hag costume”
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“comparable beers to stella artois”
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“craft stores near me”
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“is utena transgender”
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“how to check a lesbian”
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“gift for lesbian crush”
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“burlesque class amherst”
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“why i got off the pct”
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“how to write your thesis in 3 weeks”
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“tmj + lesbian sex”
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“cool comments”
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“crawfish deviled eggs”
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“autostardle”
Thoughts:
1. Would read articles about 97% of those search terms. Actually, 100%; I was discounting the burlesque class in Amherst for proximity reasons, but sure I would read about it.
2. Sometimes people find my wife’s etsy card shop by searching for Autostraddle, so sorry if she’s inadvertently stealing your searchers. Except I’m not sorry because she needs to make the business successful so I can fulfill my dream of being a kept woman.
3. Now feeling the urge to set up a botnet to search for “astrosaddle” and skew future results
4. I always enjoy it when you have “light content” days because it makes it more likely that we will get high quality posts such as these.
4. Also it means the world hasn’t exploded yet / we can stop thinking about Trump for 5 seconds.
tag yourself i’m “how to store tabbouleh”
ditto
I’m “is cheryl blossom bi”. For reasons.
tmj+
I’m Autostardle(d)
i’m sea hag costume
def “how to write your thesis in 3 weeks”
Wait, what? IS Utena transgender?
And what’s wrong with Tupperware for tabouleh?
“gay dog names”
i’m done, i’m destroyed
9. “leshbian”
Comment award
You beat me to it ?
I’m definitely “sea hag costume” and “craft stores near me.” The best lesbian sea hag costumes are all hand crafted.
Haha, I think I wish I were #11
#27 is relevant to mine and my jaw’s interests, but I never thought to look it up. Thanks Laneia and searchers!
Is there an article on this topic? This is relevant to my jaw’s interests, too.
i am autostardled by this list!
I so could have used “how to write your thesis in three weeks,” once upon a time. And how do you store tabbouleh?
“what to say to someone who met a lesbian” is obviously “congratulations” like what else would you even say
Fucking Jenny, am I right?
autostardle was me, sorry
autostardle
I hope “can you walk around in public with we vibe in pussy” found the answers they need. We’ve all been there ;)
These tell QUITE the story.
Yes indeed queer girl #28.
CoOL coMmENtS
How to check a lesbian….
out?
for concealed weapons?
by dressing them in plaid?
You know, in case the airline has ridiculous charges for carry on.
And their concealed we vibe is pushing them over the 100ml carry on allowance?
…out from the library?
I’m “things to eat with peanut butter”.
hehehe damn Snaelle
I’m #6 and #11 haha….
I’m also grateful for the sheer variety of content on Autostraddle considering all those search terms ended up here!
but wait, DID yall do this “mean lesbos names list” list??
I’M SEA HAG COSTUME
Ah yes, Things Orange. The critically acclaimed Stranger Things + Orange Is The New Black crossover show.
I’d watch it.
Comment award over here
That’s exactly what I thought! Or possibly a lazy/impatient person who couldn’t decide which show to search for and tried to multitask.
autostradfle
autostardle
Skedaddle
“what to wear at age 32” and “how to write your thesis in 3 weeks” are probably me if I didn’t already have Autostraddle bookmarked (still trying to achieve peak Academic Lesbian™️ over here)
The sheer variety of searches that are still relevant to Autostraddle really illustrates how this site is living its full life.
Also I’m #22 how to check lesbian.
i ship 22 and 23
They should go to 24 together
what even is #5 “what to say to someone who met a lesbian”?
i’m imagining someone who never met a lesbian before telling their friend that also never met a lesbian before that they they saw a lesbian for the first time, and then googling what to say
I know, right? Like, they’re not even perplexed by their own encounter with a lesbian—they don’t even know what to say to the (tragically?) affected person. It’s like the transitive property of gay discomfort.
I wonder if it’s like dancing with the man who danced with the girl, who danced with the Prince of Wales?
I’m what to wear at 32 and gay dog names. I feel seen.
How can I get my hands on this “mean lesbos names list”
I hope the person looking for something to put on toast and the person looking for something to have with peanut butter find each other
cool comments.
Is it bad if I kind of want this to be a regular feature?
autostradfle sounds like a delightful pastry.
Autostrudel
I once searched lesbian pizza shop a few years back to see what I find, and ended up on here by mistake. Never found my answer, but I got to one of the Monday recipe lists you folks use to have. It was this one. https://www.autostraddle.com/45-pizza-recipes-that-could-last-you-all-year-just-saying-290325/
#28 “cool comments” is right – i thought the article was funny but somehow y’all are even more hilarious!
hang on hang on hang on
y’all have the secret to getting my thesis written in three weeks AND YOU DID NOT SHARE???
whaaaaaaat
I’ve actually read that article (wasn’t it even just one week?) but it turns out that reading the article didn’t do the trick either. Seems I’d have to actually sit down and write the damn thing.
It always seems to come back to that pesky ‘write it yourself,’ nonsense, doesn’t it? That is silly talk, and I will not hear it.
I want to meet these mythical creatures who have leftover tabbouleh and who have not just eaten it all immediately.
“what to say to someone who met a lesbian” I want to understand this persons situation more…
I am trying to imagine a day in which I would need to look up all 30 terms.
That would be a hell of a day.
ok how do you store tabouleh do we have something on that
Just made an account to let you guys know that two years ago I Googled “period sex” for reasons and found the “big lesbian sex survey” this site did, took the survey, and have been lurking ever since.
how the fuck did they get here from crawfish deviled eggs for real
? lol fuck deviled eggs but crawfish season’s early and the rest of that list is about to be USE-FULL
my gender identity is “crawfish deviled eggs”