Who Won Autostraddle’s Sweet Lesbian Caribbean Cruise Contest?

HELLO LESBIANS, BISEXUALS, DUDES, AND OTHERWISE-INCLINED LADIES.

Welcome to the announcement of the winner of our Sweet Cruise Giveaway Contest! We did it on a podcast. And if you didn’t win, you can go ahead and put a cruise on your credit card at Discover Sweet dot com!

Click here to listen to our Sweet Podcast!

Now that you’ve listened to our “podcast” you know who won, and you should email alex at autostraddle dot com for more details!

If you lost — and let’s be honest, most of you did — maybe this video will cheer you up!


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Riese

Riese is the 39-year-old Co-Founder and CEO of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, blogger, fictionist, copywriter, video-maker and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and then headed West. Her work has appeared in nine books including "The Bigger the Better The Tighter The Sweater: 21 Funny Women on Beauty, Body Image & Other Hazards Of Being Female," magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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10 Comments

  1. there should be 35 comments here from all the people who lost and the one people who won.

    YOU DIDN’T WANT IT ENOUGH, LADIES, YOU JUST DIDN’T WANT IT ENOUGH! except for Liz, Liz wanted it enough. BRAVO LIZ.

    We’re selling the extra bed in Brooke’s room on the private market for $1,000, first come first serve. The trick is tricking Brooke into thinking that she just met you on the boat and you hit it off and she has an extra bed. We’ll help of course.

    • I DID want it BAD enough. ALL CAPS.
      Although, the real question is why isn’t Sweet cruises giving PaaV free cruises to “give away” to our “listeners”? We love lezzie and awesome stuff! We pimp lezzie and awesome stuff! Autostraddle is just so much cooler than us, I suppose that’s why…
      …le sigh

    • haha. Nice plug. And i think it might be true. The only other thing I won in my life was a platypus software t-shirt in the 3rd grade. So go study with Haviland and get cool stuff!

      Thank you Autostraddle I am super excited.

      YAY

  2. As the other Julia in the draw, I went from super excited when the first name was read, to all disappointed when the last name got read. So close, but not close enough.
    Congratulations other Julia, have an awesome time!

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