Because charging crystals is for basic witches.
Every couple fights. But when you’re a witch you have secret powers to make it all better.
Resolutions imply giving up something, like sugar (no), or problematic crushes (pry them from my cold dead hands). Goals, on the other hand, are positive can-do mantras, such as “I will start a band this year,” or “I will find my dream femme top.”
Queers, allow me to introduce you to Saint Martha.
There is no chill in Scorpio season, so let’s braid you into a relationship.
Pull a card to see which relationship format is right for you.
Let’s get rich.
Can blue hair help you chill out?
This one goes out to all the horny stoner witches and the poor souls who love us (or will after they smoke our magick rose joints).
You’ll be surprised how quickly your freezer fills up with enemies.
Are you lonely? Horny? Stop being a muggle and act like the witch that you are. Have sex with a candle to summon your perfect partner.
Sex magick is using your orgasms to cast spells. I’m going to teach you how to do it.