breakups How To Write and Then Delete and Then Rewrite and Then Delete a Text to Your Ex-Girlfriend Whether you’re trying to send a simple “hey,” the classic “I miss what we had,” or just trying to get back that DVD box set of a season of your… Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya — Apr 1, 2024
gender 5 Trans-Affirming Surgeries I Only Want After Watching 90s Winona Ryder Movies I’m not sure big boobs would feel right for me, but have you seen Winona Ryder in that black bra in Boys? I’d love to have cleavage like that. Drew Burnett Gregory — Apr 1, 2024
comedy 8 Eye Creams To Get 21-Year-Olds To Stop Calling You a Queer Elder The cute girl at the dyke bar asks you “who’s Bette?” Time to pack it up, go home, and apply this eye cream. Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya — Apr 1, 2024
music Famous Pop Star Comes Out as Gay and Also as a Cryptid Wearing a Human Suit “We totally called the gay thing,” Kelly Jones, one of Famous Pop Star’s fans, said after the news broke. “The cryptid thing, not so much.” Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya — Apr 1, 2024
sex 5 Sexual Moves That Will Have Her Asking, “Shane?” Did you come out later in life? Are you looking for a little extra confidence as you wade into the elder millennial dating scene? Shane is here to help. Riese — Apr 1, 2024
first person Why Harper in ‘Happiest Season’ Wasn’t Toxic None of us were at our most generous during December 2020. Harper Caldwell — Apr 1, 2024
lgbt history Queer History Lesson: Every Member of the Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Band Was Bisexual It’s more important than ever that we pay tribute to these bisexual animatronics and their queer legacies. Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya — Apr 1, 2024
relationships 6 Reasons Your Girlfriend Didn’t Come Home Last Night That Aren’t “She’s Cheating On You” So your girlfriend didn’t come home last night, but that doesn’t mean she cheated on you! It might just mean that she’s a time traveler. Riese — Apr 1, 2024
astrology, tarot & witchcraft 6 Problems I Have Because I’m a Capricorn (And Definitely Not Because of My Relationship with My Parents) I can be hard on myself but I can also be hard on other people. Sorry, Mom, I’m working on this one. Drew Burnett Gregory — Apr 1, 2024
beauty I Fixed My Acne With a Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 Leatherface Killing Mask The first step to wearing a Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 Leatherface Killing Mask is finding the mask online. Riese — Apr 1, 2024
health I Was Watching Grey’s Anatomy To Cure My Depression but Instead I Learned How To Perform Brain Surgery How hard is brain surgery, really, when they let Patrick Dempsey perform it for years? Carmen Phillips — Apr 1, 2024
sex It Happened To Me: My Girlfriend Served a Cucumber at a Dinner Party That I’m Pretty Sure We’d Used as a Dildo It happens to all of us (right? RIGHT?): Sometimes you just have to get f*cked with a vegetable. Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya — Apr 1, 2024
